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#1: No icon A random chatlog Author: Terraniux PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:05 am
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Can someone tell me what this is all about? Very Happy1 i was browing through the statistics and stumbled upon this:

It must have been a quite fun match:

2015-07-23 11:09.35 easylee: thre are some techniques with which u can avoid it
2015-07-23 11:09.36 Absolutely: colic is literally a pain in the ass
2015-07-23 11:09.44 Absolutely: I fart upon seeing sunlight
2015-07-23 11:09.49 Absolutely: imagine that shit
2015-07-23 11:10.06 easylee: its a known fact to party people
2015-07-23 11:10.17 Absolutely: yeah amph usually causes it
2015-07-23 11:10.20 easylee: the the intestinals get messed up with overnights
2015-07-23 11:10.44 easylee: sleep is important to regenerate inner skins
2015-07-23 11:10.56 easylee: and skin in general
2015-07-23 11:11.03 Absolutely: it usually takes me 150% drv carbs to pass out
2015-07-23 11:11.21 Absolutely: I mean I have like 10,000 calorie a day diet and weigh 140
2015-07-23 11:11.29 Absolutely: i do not stop shoving shit in my mouth
2015-07-23 11:11.33 Absolutely: I can´t for some reason
2015-07-23 11:11.37 easylee: 140 pounds?
2015-07-23 11:11.41 karkass: 140 pounds i hope
2015-07-23 11:11.42 Absolutely: yeah around
2015-07-23 11:11.57 easylee: whats your height?
2015-07-23 11:12.06 Absolutely: 5/10 about
2015-07-23 11:12.19 easylee: well then its quite a normal weight imho
2015-07-23 11:12.29 easylee: (if its pounds22)
2015-07-23 11:12.29 Absolutely: extremely abnormal diet and food aversion
2015-07-23 11:12.38 Absolutely: yes pounds
2015-07-23 11:12.44 easylee: is it psychologically?
2015-07-23 11:12.57 Absolutely: yes when the sun comes up I smell and taste shit
2015-07-23 11:12.59 Absolutely: and death
2015-07-23 11:13.11 Absolutely: that´s the worst part, i´m this young and my sense of taste is obliterated
2015-07-23 11:13.24 Absolutely: even carbs, the only thing edible, taste like shit with tomato sauce
2015-07-23 11:13.47 Absolutely: i can understand why doctors would find this interesting
2015-07-23 11:13.49 Absolutely: it´s weird dude
2015-07-23 11:13.55 easylee: hm hard to suggest anything from this far
2015-07-23 11:13.59 Absolutely: i don´t even care about any of it but the synasthesia
2015-07-23 11:14.08 Absolutely: burning, itching, pricking of the skin
2015-07-23 11:14.12 Absolutely: it´s crippling
2015-07-23 11:14.22 easylee: its dysaesthesia more likely
2015-07-23 11:14.48 easylee: gm dem
2015-07-23 11:14.49 Dem:hi
2015-07-23 11:14.49 Absolutely: it only happens during exposure to light
2015-07-23 11:14.50 Absolutely: even lamps
2015-07-23 11:14.57 Dem:hi lee
2015-07-23 11:14.59 Absolutely: always when I go outside
2015-07-23 11:15.12 Absolutely: because even at night there´s a bright orange street light nearby
2015-07-23 11:15.21 easylee: there are some rare cases of hyperphotosensitivity reported
2015-07-23 11:15.33 Absolutely: every light is completely blinding
2015-07-23 11:15.35 Absolutely: obliterates my brain
2015-07-23 11:15.41 Absolutely: even inside of game here
2015-07-23 11:15.54 Absolutely: the fake lights on my computer screen are brighter than the sun
2015-07-23 11:15.57 easylee: i wonder how u can stand the monitor with that problems
2015-07-23 11:16.04 Absolutely: I can´t, I stopped playing video games
2015-07-23 11:16.10 easylee: erm=?
2015-07-23 11:16.13 Absolutely: if you notice I play for a stretch stop for a stretch
2015-07-23 11:16.17 easylee: yes
2015-07-23 11:16.39 Absolutely: it´s really uncomfortable
2015-07-23 11:16.41 easylee: those glasses i suggested are a very good help for white daylight
2015-07-23 11:16.47 easylee: as well
2015-07-23 11:16.52 easylee: you know those days
2015-07-23 11:16.56 easylee: cloudy
2015-07-23 11:16.59 Absolutely: I have to hit walmart up in a couple days for new shoes
2015-07-23 11:17.00 easylee: but very bright
2015-07-23 11:17.07 Absolutely: I will go a looking
2015-07-23 11:17.12 easylee: u wont get them there
2015-07-23 11:17.14 Absolutely: I´d like for video games to be comfortable again
2015-07-23 11:17.29 easylee: i guess u might have to check and order them online
2015-07-23 11:17.32 Mox:!p
2015-07-23 11:17.34 easylee: Hi there!
2015-07-23 11:17.44 easylee: but first u should read the specs
2015-07-23 11:17.47 Absolutely: yeah photosensitivity gear is nonexistant
2015-07-23 11:18.00 easylee: those glasses are a new approach
2015-07-23 11:18.09 easylee: for longtime gamers and monitor workers
2015-07-23 11:18.13 Absolutely: people don´t even know what the illness is when most of their pets suffer from it
2015-07-23 11:18.25 Absolutely: that red shit that stains your little white dog´s eyes
2015-07-23 11:18.29 Absolutely: that´s the illness I suffer from
2015-07-23 11:18.40 easylee: now u lost me
2015-07-23 11:18.50 Absolutely: the red stains around the eyes of animals = porphyrin
2015-07-23 11:18.53 Mox: !p
2015-07-23 11:18.59 Absolutely: it deposits itself on the skin and eyes
2015-07-23 11:19.06 Absolutely: causes "red tears"
2015-07-23 11:19.10 Absolutely: or stains on dog faces
2015-07-23 11:19.11 easylee: not every pet has it
2015-07-23 11:19.13 Absolutely: nope
2015-07-23 11:19.17 Absolutely: mostly bischons
2015-07-23 11:19.20 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-07-23 11:19.28 easylee: pets?
2015-07-23 11:19.29 Absolutely: but all rodents have it
2015-07-23 11:19.39 Absolutely: yes that´s why your pet is hypersensitive
2015-07-23 11:19.48 easylee: i dont think so
2015-07-23 11:19.52 easylee: i dont have one
2015-07-23 11:19.53 Absolutely: that´s why cesar milan can "talk to dogs" he read up on porphyhrin
2015-07-23 11:20.03 Absolutely: i spelt it wrong but it´s ok
2015-07-23 11:20.13 easylee: porphyrin?
2015-07-23 11:20.17 easylee: u splled it right
2015-07-23 11:20.21 easylee: spelled* lol
2015-07-23 11:20.25 Absolutely: it´s crazy shit dude
2015-07-23 11:20.29 Absolutely: absolutely insane
2015-07-23 11:20.30 easylee: nah
2015-07-23 11:20.33 easylee: its not
2015-07-23 11:20.39 easylee: its a fact like any other
2015-07-23 11:20.39 Absolutely: the degree I have
2015-07-23 11:20.58 Absolutely: my teeth are incredibly red despite stringent oral hygeine
2015-07-23 11:21.07 Absolutely: they are porphyrin deposits and they make me lose my mind
2015-07-23 11:21.22 Absolutely: you can usually see the staining in a dog´s mouth
2015-07-23 11:21.25 easylee: your teeth are red or the flesh?
2015-07-23 11:21.27 Absolutely: even though they don´t drink coffee
2015-07-23 11:21.27 Mox: plot twist: absolutely is actually a dog
2015-07-23 11:21.33 Absolutely: woof
2015-07-23 11:21.35 easylee: lol mox
2015-07-23 11:21.48 easylee: talking dog
2015-07-23 11:21.49 Absolutely: someone in my family had sex with a dog
2015-07-23 11:21.54 easylee: heeeeeeelp
2015-07-23 11:21.56 Absolutely: dumbasses got me and my dad sick
2015-07-23 11:22.03 Absolutely: it´s a royal disease
2015-07-23 11:22.08 easylee: lmao
2015-07-23 11:22.27 Absolutely: and yes, the widow´s peak -is- included
2015-07-23 11:23.06 Absolutely: it upsets me a little bit that I´m also hyper sensitive to weed
2015-07-23 11:23.06 easylee: burn baby
2015-07-23 11:23.16 Absolutely: it´s starting to take up to 24h to finish a bowl
2015-07-23 11:23.16 easylee: why upsetting?
2015-07-23 11:23.27 easylee: its cheaper
2015-07-23 11:23.28 Absolutely: well I mean it makes it difficult to do
2015-07-23 11:23.30 Absolutely: extremely
2015-07-23 11:23.52 Absolutely: most people have to wait 5 or 10 minutes, as soon as it´s there my mind is gone
2015-07-23 11:24.01 easylee: isnt it difficult to roll without hands anyway?
2015-07-23 11:24.20 Absolutely: I just can´t smoke it like that any more
2015-07-23 11:24.26 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-07-23 11:24.37 easylee: a propos, afk for a smoke
2015-07-23 11:24.40 Absolutely: and believe me I will happily burn 6 a day
2015-07-23 11:24.41 easylee: brb
2015-07-23 11:24.47 Absolutely: sounds about right
2015-07-23 11:25.06 Omeega-33: im always lost in that map :C
2015-07-23 11:25.33 Dem:that door lol
2015-07-23 11:26.14 karkass: what with that door ?
2015-07-23 11:27.22 karkass: ...
2015-07-23 11:27.37 Mox: hey retard thanks for shooting me
2015-07-23 11:27.46 karkass: thx for running on my foreline RETARD
2015-07-23 11:28.03 karkass: brainless
2015-07-23 11:28.22 Mox: dumbass
2015-07-23 11:28.26 karkass: brainless
2015-07-23 11:28.32 Mox: hurr hurr so insulting
2015-07-23 11:28.38 karkass: u sdtarted it
2015-07-23 11:28.43 Mox: yeah gj tking
2015-07-23 11:28.51 karkass: gj running in firemlines
2015-07-23 11:28.56 Mox: uh huh
2015-07-23 11:29.23 Mox: you tried to shoot 9 rockets through a tiny doorway and i was already in front
2015-07-23 11:29.26 Mox: gj though
2015-07-23 11:29.41 karkass: 9 rockets is impossible BRAINLESS
2015-07-23 11:29.47 Beemo:lolwut
2015-07-23 11:30.34 Mox: at least im not stupid enough to shoot someone right in the back
2015-07-23 11:30.39 karkass: 9 rockets is impossible BRAINLESS
2015-07-23 11:30.42 Beemo:~.:LOL:.~
2015-07-23 11:30.48 Mox: yup whatever you say tker
2015-07-23 11:30.59 karkass: watheever U say brainless
2015-07-23 11:31.15 Mox: yeah keep blaming other people when you tk them
2015-07-23 11:31.22 karkass: u did
2015-07-23 11:31.58 Dark_Angel_Wolf: ))
2015-07-23 11:32.22 Dem:he´s right about the 9 rockets tho
2015-07-23 11:32.36 Dark_Angel_Wolf: Good MAP
2015-07-23 11:32.41 Beemo:I found a deemer all alone in the darkness
2015-07-23 11:32.41 Mox: i get that, but still he kills me from behind and blames me
2015-07-23 11:32.58 easylee:and, he didnt say that he shot 9 rockets
2015-07-23 11:33.04 easylee:but that he tried to^^
2015-07-23 11:33.05 karkass: he did
2015-07-23 11:33.06 Beemo:shit, I need to ask terran a link for this one song
2015-07-23 11:33.12 Mox: lol easy
2015-07-23 11:33.18 karkass: which is imopossible
2015-07-23 11:33.22 easylee:right
2015-07-23 11:33.22 Mox: yeah obviously
2015-07-23 11:33.25 easylee:lol
2015-07-23 11:33.26 Mox: cause you killed me trying to do it
2015-07-23 11:33.30 easylee:.::LOL::.
2015-07-23 11:33.43 easylee:ud better enjoy the map now^^
2015-07-23 11:33.48 easylee:BOTH OF U KIDDOS
2015-07-23 11:33.53 Mox: TOO FUCKING ALTE
2015-07-23 11:33.55 Mox: ARHGHHAGHAGHA
2015-07-23 11:33.57 easylee:^^
2015-07-23 11:33.58 Beemo:~.:LOL:.~
2015-07-23 11:34.11 Dem:i think terra will update the map
2015-07-23 11:34.15 Dem:and write the song names at the end
2015-07-23 11:34.19 Mox: it wouldnt have even bothered me but he blames me for it
2015-07-23 11:34.23 karkass: because of what ?
2015-07-23 11:34.37 Beemo:ab
2015-07-23 11:34.38 Beemo:so
2015-07-23 11:34.39 Beemo:LUTEly
2015-07-23 11:34.41 easylee:.::LOL::.
2015-07-23 11:34.48 Absolutely: in
2015-07-23 11:34.49 Absolutely: di
2015-07-23 11:34.51 Absolutely: gestion
2015-07-23 11:34.56 Beemo:o.O
2015-07-23 11:34.56 Absolutely: eat tums
2015-07-23 11:35.19 easylee:i first would suggest not to buy food @walmart
2015-07-23 11:35.29 Beemo:I prefer sam´s
2015-07-23 11:35.29 Absolutely: it´s the dollar store
2015-07-23 11:36.04 Absolutely: i know you can´t live off greenbrier inc
2015-07-23 11:36.06 Absolutely: but shit
2015-07-23 11:36.11 Absolutely: I´m still alive right
2015-07-23 11:36.23 easylee:its a miracle
2015-07-23 11:36.43 Absolutely: food prices are outrageous
2015-07-23 11:36.47 Absolutely: i mean sky high
2015-07-23 11:36.49 easylee:yeah
2015-07-23 11:36.58 easylee:but its logical
2015-07-23 11:37.08 Absolutely: 2.25 oz of beef jerky here is $9.50 that´s not right
2015-07-23 11:37.29 Absolutely: because two states away that same amount of food is only $2.50
2015-07-23 11:37.44 Absolutely: I called it "food" but heh
2015-07-23 11:38.25 easylee:are you a veteran, absolutely?
2015-07-23 11:38.26 Beemo:skaarjie´s got a present for ya
2015-07-23 11:38.42 Absolutely: nope I am nothing
2015-07-23 11:38.43 Dark_Angel_Wolf: 220 frags good play !
2015-07-23 11:38.48 Absolutely: indoorsman
2015-07-23 11:39.18 Absolutely: i participate in pasta cooking sports and sniff around my house for the scent of death every day
2015-07-23 11:39.26 Beemo:o.o
2015-07-23 11:39.29 easylee:jeez
2015-07-23 11:39.37 karkass: pasta cooking SPORT
2015-07-23 11:39.41 Mox: the spaghetti olympics
2015-07-23 11:39.43 easylee:.::LOL::.
2015-07-23 11:39.44 karkass: lol
2015-07-23 11:39.54 Absolutely: that´s why i said indigestion I just ate 3 pounds of it
2015-07-23 11:40.01 Mox: holy shit
2015-07-23 11:40.10 easylee:at least they can laugh about the same joke^^
2015-07-23 11:40.15 Absolutely: mice do it too
2015-07-23 11:40.20 Absolutely: mice don´t know when to stop eating
2015-07-23 11:40.27 Absolutely: they will eat until they blow up like a balloon
2015-07-23 11:40.37 Beemo:sounds slimy
2015-07-23 11:40.45 easylee:yea, i just heard an exploding mouse outside
2015-07-23 11:40.55 Dem:wtf
2015-07-23 11:40.57 Beemo:~.:LOL:.~
2015-07-23 11:40.59 Dem:17 monsters left
2015-07-23 11:41.06 Mox: prolly mantas
2015-07-23 11:41.06 Dem:and all i see is mini fishes and players
2015-07-23 11:41.20 Beemo:the server is lying
2015-07-23 11:41.23 easylee:.::LOL::.
2015-07-23 11:41.26 easylee:^^
2015-07-23 11:41.32 easylee:the server cheats
2015-07-23 11:41.39 Beemo:the server steals
2015-07-23 11:42.26 Dem:ok
2015-07-23 11:42.28 UltraMagnetic: gg
2015-07-23 11:42.30 UltraMagnetic: GG
2015-07-23 11:42.31 Dem:some fishes, pupaes
2015-07-23 11:42.35 Beemo:gj UM
2015-07-23 11:42.40 UltraMagnetic: ty b
2015-07-23 11:42.42 Dem:a merc and a squid
2015-07-23 11:42.53 easylee:its a huge map
2015-07-23 11:43.01 easylee:even the monsters get lost sometimes
2015-07-23 11:43.03 Beemo:~.:LOL:.~
2015-07-23 11:43.04 Dem:yeah kinda hard to track down monsters for clear
2015-07-23 11:43.24 easylee:wb badis
2015-07-23 11:43.30 Badis: hi easylee
2015-07-23 11:43.52 Badis: when u will go to morroco ?
2015-07-23 11:43.52 easylee:germany is hotter than tunisia this year lol
2015-07-23 11:43.53 Absolutely: i can´t believe I had to click that
2015-07-23 11:43.59 Absolutely: didn´t even work
2015-07-23 11:44.00 Badis: haha yup


someone fill me in?

#2: No icon Re: A random chatlog Author: HookLocation: Minnesota USA PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:58 pm
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Yes, very Lively conversation indeed. Laughing
FUN group!

#3: No icon Re: A random chatlog Author: DarkBeemo PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:44 am
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We're crazy people, aren't we? Smile



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