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PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:14 pm
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NECRIS wrote (View Post):
on terras reply, its not my fault that i drinked too much of that shit beer  Laughing
 

Then who faults it is then? Confused  Laughing
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BlackWolf wrote (View Post):
-18:00:01- (MH|2) [52:09] Unai: u forget the queen Razz
-18:00:05- (MH|1) [52:05] Unai: she is really angry
-18:00:05- (MH|2) [52:05] Unai: O--- LoLLy-LOL ---O
-18:00:16- (MH|1) [51:54] dU.BlackWolf: its a woman :Zwinker:
-18:00:21- (MH|2) [51:49] * Mistery killed the Queen
-18:00:25- (MH|1) [51:46] Unai: Oh yeah!
-18:00:38- (MH|2) [51:32] Unai: Oh yeah!
-18:00:40- (MH|1) [51:30] (Player Left - Root Admin) dU.BlackWolf
-18:00:45- (MH|2) [51:25] Unai: queen killed btw..
-18:01:16- (MH|1) [50:54] Unai: Boom!
-18:01:19- (MH|2) [50:51] Unai: Oh yeah!
-18:01:23- (MH|1) [50:48] Demona: admin left scolded by his wife after trashtalking women
-18:01:25- (MH|2) [50:45] * HereFishyFishyFishy killed a SkaarjCommando
-18:01:31- (MH|1) [50:39] Unai: Oh yeah!
-18:01:43- (MH|2) [50:28] * IGROK returned.
-18:01:46- (MH|1) [50:24] Unai: Boom!

My UT crashed because backup started in background... It has absolutly nothing to do with my wife   Laughing
 


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:17 am
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Tutu

2011-11-19 05:55.48 Data_Destroyer:jety check your email now
2011-11-19 05:55.52 Demona:i was talking about the trap T2F2 dies in
2011-11-19 05:55.55 {CoF}annabella: Smile
2011-11-19 05:55.55 Data_Destroyer:hey trigger
2011-11-19 05:55.55 Demona:died*
2011-11-19 05:56.00 JMP: data send you naked pics jet
2011-11-19 05:56.04 Suz:lol
2011-11-19 05:56.05 {CoF}annabella: lololo
2011-11-19 05:56.08 Data_Destroyer:no thx
2011-11-19 05:56.09 Data_Destroyer:O/
2011-11-19 05:56.13 JMP: haha data
2011-11-19 05:56.18 Suz:that´s more your style jmp Razz
2011-11-19 05:56.25 JMP: no its too cold Very Happy1
2011-11-19 05:56.36 Suz:lol
2011-11-19 05:56.45 Jetlagg: brb.. checking it now
2011-11-19 05:56.52 Data_Destroyer:roger
2011-11-19 05:57.30 JMP: demona are you happy now?
2011-11-19 05:57.36 Suz:lol
2011-11-19 05:57.39 Demona:let me check my happymetter
2011-11-19 05:57.42 Demona:-t
2011-11-19 05:57.44 {CoF}annabella: hahaa
2011-11-19 05:57.49 Suz:i´m cold!
2011-11-19 05:58.01 Data_Destroyer:nublado direto esses dias aqui
2011-11-19 05:58.12 Demona:seeing a few of you die was funny!
2011-11-19 05:58.14 {CoF}annabella: listen suz
2011-11-19 05:58.18 Suz:raios parta o frio
2011-11-19 05:58.22 Suz:yes anna?
2011-11-19 05:58.36 *T2F2*: n esta assim tanto frio
2011-11-19 05:58.39 {CoF}annabella: het some man chest for 30 min and u will beok without medicine
2011-11-19 05:58.45 *T2F2*: por enquanto
2011-11-19 05:58.46 {CoF}annabella: get*
2011-11-19 05:58.49 Suz:ai isso e que esta
2011-11-19 05:58.53 Suz:lol anna Razz
2011-11-19 05:58.57 {CoF}annabella: haha
2011-11-19 05:59.09 *T2F2*: hmm
2011-11-19 05:59.12 Suz:Razz
2011-11-19 05:59.17 JMP: im laughing right now
2011-11-19 05:59.21 JMP: dont know why
2011-11-19 05:59.27 Suz:madness?
2011-11-19 05:59.28 Suz:Very Happy1
2011-11-19 05:59.29 {CoF}annabella: me too
2011-11-19 05:59.32 *T2F2*: i see why nobody wanted go in elevator with me
2011-11-19 05:59.35 Suz:i can´t laugh
2011-11-19 05:59.36 JMP: noooo its just fun
2011-11-19 05:59.40 Suz:sore throat lol
2011-11-19 05:59.45 {CoF}annabella: Smile
2011-11-19 05:59.57 Suz:hurts when i laugh :X
2011-11-19 06:00.02 JMP: i have sore throat 2 Very Happy1 and snot out of my nose HAHA hope your not eating
2011-11-19 06:00.07 Jetlagg: Data, how did you fit into that tutu in that pic u sent me??
2011-11-19 06:00.11 Jetlagg: lol j/k
2011-11-19 06:00.14 Suz:lol
2011-11-19 06:00.15 JMP: AHAHAH
2011-11-19 06:00.20 JMP: busted!
2011-11-19 06:00.20 Suz:Jet you´re evil Razz
2011-11-19 06:00.20 Demona:post on forum please
2011-11-19 06:00.30 {CoF}annabella: hahaha
2011-11-19 06:00.32 Data_Destroyer:did u see it?
2011-11-19 06:00.36 Suz:is it pink? Surprised
2011-11-19 06:00.38 Data_Destroyer:the fraps
2011-11-19 06:00.38 Jetlagg: srsly.. Data, I didnt get anything
2011-11-19 06:00.45 {CoF}annabella: lolol
2011-11-19 06:00.51 Demona:afk
2011-11-19 06:00.57 JMP: LOLOLOL
2011-11-19 06:00.59 {CoF}annabella: i will sendto unp
2011-11-19 06:01.03 Suz:pink tutu is cute Razz
2011-11-19 06:01.08 Demona:i might play depending on the map
2011-11-19 06:01.16 JMP: soooo funny
2011-11-19 06:01.25 Data_Destroyer:tutu?
2011-11-19 06:01.30 {CoF}annabella: hahaha
2011-11-19 06:01.31 Data_Destroyer:hey avira
2011-11-19 06:01.36 Avira_Defender: hi
2011-11-19 06:01.38 Data_Destroyer:what is tutu?
2011-11-19 06:01.42 {CoF}annabella: lololol
2011-11-19 06:01.42 Data_Destroyer:O/
2011-11-19 06:01.44 Suz:lol
2011-11-19 06:01.53 Suz:é tipo uma saia de bailarina
2011-11-19 06:02.01 Data_Destroyer:O.o
2011-11-19 06:02.05 Suz:feita de folhos lol
2011-11-19 06:02.05 {CoF}annabella: tutu rutu
2011-11-19 06:02.06 JMP: well thats one way to waiste a deemer
2011-11-19 06:02.13 JMP: waste
2011-11-19 06:02.16 JMP: or???
2011-11-19 06:02.19 Suz:jmp in a tutu!
2011-11-19 06:02.21 Suz:Razz
2011-11-19 06:02.25 JMP: whats tutu?
2011-11-19 06:02.29 Data_Destroyer:saia de bailarina? lol
2011-11-19 06:02.30 {CoF}annabella: hahaha
2011-11-19 06:02.33 Suz:lol sim
2011-11-19 06:02.48 JMP: FFS
2011-11-19 06:02.48 Suz:ballet skirt
2011-11-19 06:02.50 Data_Destroyer:lmao
2011-11-19 06:02.51 Suz:lol
2011-11-19 06:02.52 JMP: HAHA
2011-11-19 06:02.55 {CoF}annabella: hahaha
2011-11-19 06:03.02 Data_Destroyer:i laughing a lot here
2011-11-19 06:03.02 JMP: tutu Very Happy1
2011-11-19 06:03.03 Data_Destroyer:O/
2011-11-19 06:03.10 Data_Destroyer:tutu
2011-11-19 06:03.12 Data_Destroyer:O/
2011-11-19 06:03.16 Suz:lol
2011-11-19 06:03.20 {CoF}annabella: pink tutu
2011-11-19 06:03.21 JMP: and you say me in a tutu suz?
2011-11-19 06:03.23 Data_Destroyer:lmfao
2011-11-19 06:03.24 Data_Destroyer:O/
2011-11-19 06:03.26 Suz:yes jmp
2011-11-19 06:03.30 Suz:pink tutu Very Happy1
2011-11-19 06:03.35 JMP: kinky
2011-11-19 06:03.38 Suz:lol
2011-11-19 06:03.41 Jetlagg: gonna post this conversation on the forums
2011-11-19 06:03.44 {CoF}annabella: swan lake
2011-11-19 06:03.44 Suz:that´s not kinky at all
2011-11-19 06:03.50 Suz:black swan!
2011-11-19 06:03.53 JMP: HAHAH
2011-11-19 06:03.53 Suz::X
2011-11-19 06:03.54 {CoF}annabella: hahaha
2011-11-19 06:04.03 JMP: a black one to demona
2011-11-19 06:04.05 Suz:intense film lol
2011-11-19 06:04.07 Suz:yes
2011-11-19 06:04.09 JMP: because of the negativity
2011-11-19 06:04.11 {CoF}annabella: yeah
2011-11-19 06:04.14 Suz:Demona is your black swan
2011-11-19 06:04.22 JMP: ballerina
2011-11-19 06:04.23 Data_Destroyer:yh post this conversation on forums
2011-11-19 06:04.25 Data_Destroyer:O/ Very Happy1


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Hey! Look out! A pink tutu  Laughing
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Dealing with a kid..... (Part 1)  Laughing

2012-03-25 05:45.16 Son!: left or right first?
2012-03-25 05:45.25 dU.Commander_ITA: Tha Great Escape
2012-03-25 05:45.34 dU.Commander_ITA: that one with Sliths
2012-03-25 05:47.08 Son!: that went well
2012-03-25 05:49.34 Felli_Loss: daddy!
2012-03-25 05:49.44 dU.Commander_ITA: Hello There
2012-03-25 05:50.02 dU.Commander_ITA: Smile)
2012-03-25 05:50.26 Felli_Loss: :´(
2012-03-25 05:50.30 Felli_Loss: i need u
2012-03-25 05:50.32 dU.Commander_ITA: wassup
2012-03-25 05:50.35 Son!: head shot?
2012-03-25 05:51.10 dU.Commander_ITA: Felli, follow me
2012-03-25 05:52.16 Felli_Loss: catze is not my mom
2012-03-25 05:52.26 dU.Commander_ITA: why?
2012-03-25 05:52.35 Felli_Loss: cus but lady m is
2012-03-25 05:52.45 dU.Commander_ITA: ah ok Smile
2012-03-25 05:52.51 dU.Commander_ITA: ikne Lady Maia
2012-03-25 05:52.57 Felli_Loss: brb watching kill bill 2
2012-03-25 05:53.04 Felli_Loss: mhmm
2012-03-25 05:53.05 dU.Commander_ITA: i saw that last night
2012-03-25 05:53.42 Son!: Made it out with 10 health to spare...close one...
2012-03-25 05:53.54 dU.Commander_ITA: lol
2012-03-25 05:56.06 Son!: crap
2012-03-25 05:56.10 Son!: where did that come from?
2012-03-25 05:56.12 Son!: lmao
2012-03-25 05:56.35 dU.Commander_ITA: i can ensure you was not a friend of mine
2012-03-25 05:59.23 dU.Commander_ITA: RUUUn, FOrrest, RUUUUN
2012-03-25 05:59.28 Son!: lol
2012-03-25 06:01.05 Felli_Loss: back
2012-03-25 06:01.10 dU.Commander_ITA: wb
2012-03-25 06:01.36 dU.Commander_ITA: i love this music
2012-03-25 06:01.40 Son!: agreed
2012-03-25 06:01.48 Son!: wish there was a high five button
2012-03-25 06:01.53 Felli_Loss: help!
2012-03-25 06:02.09 Felli_Loss: dad!


*** Some time later..... ***

2012-03-25 06:15.15 Son!: wanna dance?
2012-03-25 06:15.36 Felli_Loss: i wanna protector dad
2012-03-25 06:16.01 dU.Commander_ITA: pupas
2012-03-25 06:16.03 Felli_Loss: u again, ugh! i had enough of you!
2012-03-25 06:16.10 dU.Data_Destroyer: me?
2012-03-25 06:16.17 Felli_Loss: no the sliths
2012-03-25 06:17.20 Felli_Loss: data!
2012-03-25 06:17.26 dU.Data_Destroyer: lost?
2012-03-25 06:17.28 Felli_Loss: *hugs*
2012-03-25 06:17.36 Felli_Loss: omg im scareed
2012-03-25 06:17.42 Son!: oopsc
2012-03-25 06:17.51 dU.Commander_ITA: scared of?
2012-03-25 06:18.10 Son!: I´m running away from pupae
2012-03-25 06:18.12 dU.Data_Destroyer: dunno
2012-03-25 06:18.13 Son!: things are bad
2012-03-25 06:18.14 Son!: lol
2012-03-25 06:18.27 dU.Commander_ITA: life is a flower
2012-03-25 06:18.59 Felli_Loss: hermski?
2012-03-25 06:19.02 dU.Data_Destroyer: hey hermski jr
2012-03-25 06:19.11 Felli_Loss: aww a cutie!
2012-03-25 06:19.23 Felli_Loss: my real name is claire
2012-03-25 06:19.30 dU.Commander_ITA: all ugly ppl before he join?
2012-03-25 06:19.45 Felli_Loss: me too?
2012-03-25 06:19.47 dU.Data_Destroyer: nice to meet you claire
2012-03-25 06:19.53 dU.Data_Destroyer: Razz
2012-03-25 06:20.00 dU.Commander_ITA: My Real Name is COmmander_ITA
2012-03-25 06:20.09 dU.Data_Destroyer: not its commy
2012-03-25 06:20.09 dU.Commander_ITA: but all friends call me COmmander_ITA
2012-03-25 06:21.20 dU.Data_Destroyer: what da fucka with this crystal?
2012-03-25 06:22.32 Felli_Loss: dad
2012-03-25 06:22.46 dU.Commander_ITA: LOOOOL
2012-03-25 06:22.49 Felli_Loss: will u be mad if i was pregneat
2012-03-25 06:22.50 Son!: He is awake...
2012-03-25 06:22.51 Son!: lol
2012-03-25 06:23.00 dU.Commander_ITA: how old are you?
2012-03-25 06:23.04 Felli_Loss: 18
2012-03-25 06:23.13 dU.Commander_ITA: yes, i mad
2012-03-25 06:23.20 Felli_Loss: ...
2012-03-25 06:23.20 dU.Data_Destroyer: lol slow version of unreal crypt
2012-03-25 06:23.26 Felli_Loss: i got gangbanged
2012-03-25 06:23.32 Son!: lmfao
2012-03-25 06:23.32 dU.Commander_ITA: OMG
2012-03-25 06:23.53 Felli_Loss: so my baby is a boy!
2012-03-25 06:24.29 dU.Data_Destroyer: they put this song too much slow
2012-03-25 06:24.49 Son!: shit!
2012-03-25 06:24.50 Son!: lol
2012-03-25 06:24.52 Felli_Loss: i got gangbanged on a PORN server
2012-03-25 06:25.01 dU.Commander_ITA: on internet?
2012-03-25 06:25.01 Felli_Loss: omg
2012-03-25 06:25.04 Felli_Loss: yes
2012-03-25 06:25.11 dU.Commander_ITA: so is ok, no pregnant
2012-03-25 06:25.21 Felli_Loss: i really am too
2012-03-25 06:25.33 dU.Commander_ITA: on real?
2012-03-25 06:25.47 Felli_Loss: my boyfriend in real life is taking care of my 2 year old girl
2012-03-25 06:25.54 dU.Data_Destroyer: O.o
2012-03-25 06:26.00 dU.Commander_ITA: Meh....
2012-03-25 06:26.16 dU.Data_Destroyer: meh... need GPS
2012-03-25 06:26.24 Felli_Loss: hermskii
2012-03-25 06:26.31 Felli_Loss: !play
2012-03-25 06:26.33 Son!: thank god
2012-03-25 06:26.34 dU.Commander_ITA: so am i Granfa?
2012-03-25 06:26.48 dU.Data_Destroyer: when i found a way the battle ends
2012-03-25 06:27.00 dU.Commander_ITA: yeah yeah, all excuses
2012-03-25 06:27.04 Felli_Loss: hermskii
2012-03-25 06:27.12 Felli_Loss: jr
2012-03-25 06:28.37 dU.Commander_ITA: My Daughter
2012-03-25 06:28.48 Felli_Loss: hmm?
2012-03-25 06:28.52 dU.Commander_ITA: i have to confess something
2012-03-25 06:28.59 Son!: gg.
2012-03-25 06:29.00 Felli_Loss: yes?
2012-03-25 06:29.01 Son!: Very Happy1
2012-03-25 06:29.02 Felli_Loss: gg
2012-03-25 06:29.05 dU.Commander_ITA: i was gangbanded too
2012-03-25 06:29.06 dU.Data_Destroyer: the adventures continues on tges 5
2012-03-25 06:29.16 Felli_Loss: :s
2012-03-25 06:29.22 Felli_Loss: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt
2012-03-25 06:29.25 Felli_Loss: :O
2012-03-25 06:29.33 dU.Commander_ITA: yeah, it hurts
2012-03-25 06:29.37 Felli_Loss: *takes out pistol*
2012-03-25 06:29.39 dU.Commander_ITA: now i´m pregnant too maybe
2012-03-25 06:29.49 Felli_Loss: oh hell nah!
2012-03-25 06:29.57 Felli_Loss: *kills herself*
2012-03-25 06:30.01 dU.Commander_ITA: Very Happy1



Dealing with a kid.... (Part 2) Laughing

2012-03-25 06:31.03 Son!: Settle in for the night...
2012-03-25 06:31.03 Felli_Loss: ok
2012-03-25 06:31.13 dU.Commander_ITA: so i need a cig
2012-03-25 06:31.19 dU.Data_Destroyer: meh...
2012-03-25 06:31.21 Felli_Loss: sleeps
2012-03-25 06:31.33 Felli_Loss: im tired
2012-03-25 06:32.00 dU.Commander_ITA: let´s go to work
2012-03-25 06:32.04 Felli_Loss: ok
2012-03-25 06:32.08 Felli_Loss: yep
2012-03-25 06:32.49 Felli_Loss: ahhHHHHHH!!!
2012-03-25 06:32.58 dU.Commander_ITA: bad weather outhere
2012-03-25 06:33.04 dU.Data_Destroyer: O.o
2012-03-25 06:33.04 dU.Commander_ITA: better stay home today
2012-03-25 06:33.12 dU.Data_Destroyer: bad weather here too
2012-03-25 06:33.29 dU.Data_Destroyer: but the the rainclouds are on other way now
2012-03-25 06:33.38 dU.Data_Destroyer: -ths
2012-03-25 06:33.42 dU.Data_Destroyer: -the*
2012-03-25 06:33.44 dU.Data_Destroyer: shit
2012-03-25 06:33.48 dU.Commander_ITA: no no, i stay here farming all night
2012-03-25 06:34.00 dU.Commander_ITA: i love farming
2012-03-25 06:34.07 Felli_Loss: omg im working!
2012-03-25 06:34.15 Felli_Loss: for the tournament
2012-03-25 06:34.18 dU.Commander_ITA: well done, my daughter
2012-03-25 06:34.20 dU.Data_Destroyer: dU.Commander_ITA has changed his name to ....?
2012-03-25 06:34.34 Felli_Loss: i wanna get gangbanged again!!
2012-03-25 06:34.35 dU.Commander_ITA: Tha Farmer
2012-03-25 06:34.41 dU.Data_Destroyer: changed his name to dU.jej64
2012-03-25 06:34.50 Felli_Loss: it felt weird at 1st
2012-03-25 06:34.55 dU.Data_Destroyer: always !v
2012-03-25 06:35.05 dU.Commander_ITA: when was last time Felli?
2012-03-25 06:35.13 Felli_Loss: wait u got gangbanged by boys or girls?
2012-03-25 06:35.23 dU.Commander_ITA: girls of course -.-´
2012-03-25 06:35.24 Felli_Loss: an hour ago
2012-03-25 06:35.26 dU.Data_Destroyer: brb little sec
2012-03-25 06:35.31 Felli_Loss: oh
2012-03-25 06:35.35 dU.Commander_ITA: noo, too soon to be GB again
2012-03-25 06:35.44 dU.Commander_ITA: give it a little rest
2012-03-25 06:35.46 Felli_Loss: did it feel good?
2012-03-25 06:35.57 dU.Commander_ITA: yeah but tired and....itchy
2012-03-25 06:36.04 Felli_Loss: idk y i ask
2012-03-25 06:36.08 Felli_Loss: omg
2012-03-25 06:36.21 Felli_Loss: nen´i time!
2012-03-25 06:36.27 Felli_Loss: mine was painful!
2012-03-25 06:36.39 Felli_Loss: *uses neni*
2012-03-25 06:37.01 dU.Commander_ITA: nine?
2012-03-25 06:37.02 Felli_Loss: *pink stuff comes off of hair*
2012-03-25 06:37.04 dU.Commander_ITA: neni?
2012-03-25 06:37.08 Felli_Loss: nen´i
2012-03-25 06:37.10 dU.Commander_ITA: LOOOL
2012-03-25 06:37.19 Felli_Loss: im locating the end
2012-03-25 06:37.39 Felli_Loss: RESTORATION!!!!!!!!!!1
2012-03-25 06:38.22 Son!: sry
2012-03-25 06:38.36 Felli_Loss: AH!
2012-03-25 06:38.42 Felli_Loss: o..m...g
2012-03-25 06:38.44 dU.Commander_ITA: you found me
2012-03-25 06:38.49 dU.Commander_ITA: oh My GOld?
2012-03-25 06:38.49 Felli_Loss: u run!!
2012-03-25 06:38.57 Felli_Loss: ill shoot
2012-03-25 06:38.57 dU.Commander_ITA: yeah fast run
2012-03-25 06:39.07 Felli_Loss: RESTORATION!!!!!!!!!!1
2012-03-25 06:39.19 Felli_Loss: lol
2012-03-25 06:39.37 Felli_Loss: i need a new boyfriend on unreal
2012-03-25 06:39.59 dU.Commander_ITA: who was your previous?
2012-03-25 06:40.02 Felli_Loss: in real life my ex cheated on me
2012-03-25 06:40.18 dU.Commander_ITA: ohh so sorry
2012-03-25 06:40.20 Felli_Loss: hellfire
2012-03-25 06:40.33 dU.Commander_ITA: ohhh nice hellfire
2012-03-25 06:40.45 dU.Commander_ITA: not your bf anymore?
2012-03-25 06:40.50 Felli_Loss: no...
2012-03-25 06:40.58 Felli_Loss: RESTORATION!!!!!!!!!!
2012-03-25 06:41.43 Felli_Loss: ah!
2012-03-25 06:41.50 Felli_Loss: *ducks down*
2012-03-25 06:42.00 dU.Commander_ITA: restoration was your ex BF on Unreal?
2012-03-25 06:42.18 Felli_Loss: no, its how my nen´i works
2012-03-25 06:42.34 Felli_Loss: i love u dad
2012-03-25 06:42.39 dU.Commander_ITA: sorry my daughter, what´s a "nen´i"?
2012-03-25 06:43.05 dU.Data_Destroyer: lol its raining here
2012-03-25 06:43.07 Felli_Loss: its a thing that can kill, locate and emotion
2012-03-25 06:43.10 dU.Data_Destroyer: *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
2012-03-25 06:43.16 Felli_Loss: ill be on in 2 hours ok
2012-03-25 06:43.22 dU.Commander_ITA: WOOOW
2012-03-25 06:43.28 dU.Commander_ITA: oh, you leaving?
2012-03-25 06:43.37 Felli_Loss: yea cus im tired
2012-03-25 06:43.46 dU.Commander_ITA: ok Sweetie
2012-03-25 06:43.47 Felli_Loss: bye!
2012-03-25 06:43.49 dU.Commander_ITA: have a nice rest
2012-03-25 06:43.53 Felli_Loss: wait nevermind
2012-03-25 06:44.04 dU.Commander_ITA: and you know daddy loves you too
2012-03-25 06:44.16 dU.Data_Destroyer: and nexgen too
2012-03-25 06:44.18 Felli_Loss: my sister is on facebook
2012-03-25 06:44.25 Felli_Loss: my brother is 2
2012-03-25 06:44.26 dU.Commander_ITA: oh say her Hello
2012-03-25 06:44.34 dU.Commander_ITA: say them
2012-03-25 06:45.20 Felli_Loss: *kisses dad*
2012-03-25 06:45.26 Felli_Loss: on the ceeck
2012-03-25 06:45.26 dU.Data_Destroyer: raining a lot here now O.o
2012-03-25 06:45.28 dU.Commander_ITA: Kiss Ya, dauh
2012-03-25 06:45.41 Felli_Loss: im not leaving
2012-03-25 06:45.49 dU.Commander_ITA: oh ok, very good
2012-03-25 06:46.16 dU.Data_Destroyer: hey jej
2012-03-25 06:46.17 dU.Commander_ITA: hey you farmer
2012-03-25 06:46.21 dU.Commander_ITA: don´t shot at me
2012-03-25 06:46.26 dU.Data_Destroyer: ok jej
2012-03-25 06:46.26 Felli_Loss: ok
2012-03-25 06:46.35 dU.Commander_ITA: i´m completing the map
2012-03-25 06:46.46 dU.Data_Destroyer: pain in ass?
2012-03-25 06:46.58 dU.Commander_ITA: why pain in ass?
2012-03-25 06:47.20 Felli_Loss: so anyone is ok to be my boyfriend except nerds
2012-03-25 06:47.41 dU.Commander_ITA: mmmhh nerds no ok?
2012-03-25 06:47.49 dU.Commander_ITA: ty
2012-03-25 06:48.04 dU.Data_Destroyer: make a good use of it
2012-03-25 06:48.20 dU.Commander_ITA: i hope is not a sexual allusive, LOL
2012-03-25 06:48.23 Felli_Loss: daddy
2012-03-25 06:48.30 dU.Commander_ITA: yes Sweetie?
2012-03-25 06:48.34 Felli_Loss: dont get raped ok?
2012-03-25 06:48.47 Felli_Loss: or ill kick those hoes asses
2012-03-25 06:48.48 dU.Commander_ITA: i try Sweetie
2012-03-25 06:48.59 dU.Commander_ITA: great, My dau
2012-03-25 06:49.19 Felli_Loss: *puts on a bikini*
2012-03-25 06:49.28 Felli_Loss: dont look @ my tits
2012-03-25 06:49.40 dU.Data_Destroyer: *opening nexgen*
2012-03-25 06:49.41 dU.Commander_ITA: you, you know i can´t
2012-03-25 06:49.58 Felli_Loss: what r u doing data
2012-03-25 06:50.04 dU.Data_Destroyer: nothing
2012-03-25 06:50.07 dU.Commander_ITA: Data is Farming
2012-03-25 06:50.07 dU.Data_Destroyer: playing
2012-03-25 06:50.09 Felli_Loss: kicking me?
2012-03-25 06:50.12 dU.Data_Destroyer: no
2012-03-25 06:50.15 Felli_Loss: ok
2012-03-25 06:50.29 dU.Commander_ITA: naaa, Uncle Data is Ok
2012-03-25 06:50.33 oCiTzOcz: bye
2012-03-25 06:50.39 dU.Commander_ITA: he kick only in full moonlight
2012-03-25 06:50.39 Felli_Loss: wait what
2012-03-25 06:50.42 Felli_Loss: bye
2012-03-25 06:50.50 Felli_Loss: i need mommy
2012-03-25 06:51.01 dU.Commander_ITA: mommy is sleeping at moment
2012-03-25 06:51.07 dU.Data_Destroyer: only dads can kick his kids
2012-03-25 06:51.12 dU.Data_Destroyer: their*
2012-03-25 06:51.28 dU.Commander_ITA: but also Uncle Data if Nephew are bads
2012-03-25 06:51.36 dU.Data_Destroyer: no tthx
2012-03-25 06:51.38 dU.Data_Destroyer: thx*
2012-03-25 06:51.45 Felli_Loss: oops
2012-03-25 06:51.58 Felli_Loss: sry dad
2012-03-25 06:52.06 dU.Commander_ITA: for what?
2012-03-25 06:52.12 Felli_Loss: cussing
2012-03-25 06:52.20 dU.Commander_ITA: ok, but not do too much
2012-03-25 06:52.33 dU.Commander_ITA: or people blaim me i don´t watch on you
2012-03-25 06:53.10 dU.Data_Destroyer: shit
2012-03-25 06:53.16 Felli_Loss: dad!
2012-03-25 06:53.21 dU.Commander_ITA: yep?
2012-03-25 06:53.26 dU.Data_Destroyer:light will be out here again brb
2012-03-25 06:53.28 Felli_Loss: im ready to die
2012-03-25 06:53.38 dU.Commander_ITA: ohh sweetie, why?
2012-03-25 06:53.43 dU.Commander_ITA: Storm there Data?
2012-03-25 06:53.50 Felli_Loss: cus i am
2012-03-25 06:54.22 Felli_Loss: if u go on the respawn point then u will see me dead.
2012-03-25 06:54.31 Felli_Loss: *dies slowly8
2012-03-25 06:54.37 dU.Commander_ITA: i want to see you alive and good healty
2012-03-25 06:55.01 dU.Commander_ITA: but make me a promise
2012-03-25 06:55.03 Felli_Loss: brb gonna change my name to clarie redfeild
2012-03-25 06:55.08 dU.Commander_ITA: never join the Jersey Show!
2012-03-25 06:55.39 Felli_Loss: !play
2012-03-25 06:55.55 Felli_Loss: damn
2012-03-25 06:55.59 dU.Commander_ITA: wassup?
2012-03-25 06:56.25 Felli_Loss: can u change my name to dU.Claire Redfeild?
2012-03-25 06:56.40 dU.Commander_ITA: mmmm, without dU Sweetie
2012-03-25 06:56.47 dU.Commander_ITA: coz here only police can use it
2012-03-25 06:56.59 Felli_Loss: ok
2012-03-25 06:57.06 dU.Commander_ITA: want that?
2012-03-25 06:57.11 Felli_Loss: u do Claire redfeild
2012-03-25 06:57.37 dU.Commander_ITA: done Smile
2012-03-25 06:57.38 Felli_Loss: yay
2012-03-25 06:57.43 Felli_Loss: wait
2012-03-25 06:57.47 Felli_Loss: !p
2012-03-25 06:58.00 Felli_Loss: didn´t work
2012-03-25 06:58.04 Felli_Loss: but its ok
2012-03-25 06:58.29 dU.Commander_ITA: set spectator, then play again
2012-03-25 06:58.35 Felli_Loss: !s
2012-03-25 06:58.54 Felli_Loss: now?
2012-03-25 06:59.05 dU.Commander_ITA: no more farming here? :O
2012-03-25 06:59.08 Felli_Loss: !p
2012-03-25 06:59.22 Felli_Loss: bye guys *yawn*
2012-03-25 06:59.30 dU.Commander_ITA: LOL Ok Sweetie
2012-03-25 06:59.31 Felli_Loss: see u later
2012-03-25 06:59.34 dU.Commander_ITA: kiss for you
2012-03-25 06:59.42 Felli_Loss: kiss 4 u 2
2012-03-25 06:59.45 Felli_Loss: bye!
2012-03-25 06:59.50 Felli_Loss: c u lates
2012-03-25 07:00.07 dU.Data_Destroyer:ye storms here
2012-03-25 07:00.18 dU.Data_Destroyer:raining only
2012-03-25 07:00.19 dU.Commander_ITA: mmm i hope all ok
2012-03-25 07:00.23 dU.Commander_ITA: not damage



Meh...... Honestly, whats wrong with this player? (Felli_Loss)  Laughing  Laughing
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Felli_Loss seriously needs to stfu whatever its actual gender.


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And what's wrong with us, falling for it. Should have been warned/muted/kicked etc fairly early on in that convo.
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If u want something funny you should have seen what PM's I received lol.
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@-BoB-: I almost muted her these days Laughing  You can see on chat log above this phrase:  *opening nexgen* Arrow  indicating that i almost muted her today too Laughing  Laughing

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