2015-08-27 09:44.39 Crow: Hello
2015-08-27 09:44.43 easylee: Hi there!
2015-08-27 09:44.56 Crow: hey easy
2015-08-27 09:45.06 Crow: we have a fake muffin here?
2015-08-27 09:46.29 Absolutely: can´t handle this mouse shit 0/10 will never do again
2015-08-27 09:46.35 Absolutely: pee on plastic > instant headache
2015-08-27 09:46.57 water:
2015-08-27 09:47.03 Absolutely: glad she´s a runt and will only live a year or so
2015-08-27 09:47.24 Crow: feed it to the alley cats
2015-08-27 09:47.29 water:
2015-08-27 09:47.32 Absolutely: she knows what a kitty is
2015-08-27 09:47.40 Absolutely: more afraid of snakes though
2015-08-27 09:47.52 Absolutely: "this is what was going to happen to you" i said
2015-08-27 09:47.56 Absolutely: "this is what they do with mouses"
2015-08-27 09:48.07 Absolutely: gave her a long hard time to think about being well behaved
2015-08-27 09:48.08 Crow: it´s mice btw
2015-08-27 09:48.16 water: w
2015-08-27 09:48.17 Absolutely: she recognizes the word "mouse"
2015-08-27 09:48.47 Crow: I have a violent duck here
2015-08-27 09:48.54 Crow: that bird stabbed me yesterday
2015-08-27 09:48.56 Absolutely: most ducks are violent
2015-08-27 09:49.09 Absolutely: animals are not fond of the smells that come from people
2015-08-27 09:49.14 Crow: really pinctured my palm, bled for quite awhile
2015-08-27 09:49.28 Crow: the duck was trying to escape
2015-08-27 09:49.37 Absolutely: were you wearing cologne?
2015-08-27 09:49.41 Absolutely: deodorant?
2015-08-27 09:49.46 Absolutely: laundry detergent on clothes?
2015-08-27 09:49.48 Crow: it wasn´t about that
2015-08-27 09:49.52 Absolutely: it always is
2015-08-27 09:49.54 Absolutely: trust me 100%
2015-08-27 09:50.16 Crow: in my case it was just trying to get free
2015-08-27 09:50.22 Crow: it is now
2015-08-27 09:50.45 Crow: long story short, was removing a resin duck fugurine from a wooden base,
2015-08-27 09:50.53 Crow: and stabbed my palm along the way
2015-08-27 09:51.08 Absolutely: i was kind of wondering why you would be handling a duck
2015-08-27 09:51.17 Crow: lol
2015-08-27 09:51.23 Absolutely: geese are way more violent though
2015-08-27 09:51.31 Absolutely: do not approach during the daylight
2015-08-27 09:51.33 Crow: ducks are funnily entertaining
2015-08-27 09:51.47 Absolutely: but there´s a reason they have to wash themselves off like that
2015-08-27 09:51.57 Crow: we have too many here. I chase them when I get a chance
2015-08-27 09:52.07 Absolutely: very fun to chase down
2015-08-27 09:52.09 Absolutely: yes i agree
2015-08-27 09:52.14 Absolutely: but only if they deserved it
2015-08-27 09:52.18 Crow: I also once captured young goslings (just briefly before releasing them)
2015-08-27 09:52.27 Crow: the parents did get violent at that point
2015-08-27 09:52.30 Absolutely: they too terittorial
2015-08-27 09:52.34 Absolutely: i spelt that wrong
2015-08-27 09:52.50 Crow: but you have to remember it´s just a bird, and a non predatory one at that
2015-08-27 09:53.05 Crow: so they just flew at me hitting me with their wings
2015-08-27 09:53.20 Absolutely: well shit man then they was mad at you about your chemical smell or something
2015-08-27 09:53.32 Crow: no
2015-08-27 09:53.45 Crow: they were mad at me.. for abducting one of their goslings
2015-08-27 09:53.47 Absolutely: gotta be careful, there´s a reason they tolerate lab environments
2015-08-27 09:54.14 Absolutely: little wee boxes with air purifiers and hydration packs and sterile food
2015-08-27 09:54.21 Absolutely: that´s gold to animals
2015-08-27 09:54.37 Crow: animals, while they sense smells rather well, are not too sensitive to it unless it´s extreme.
2015-08-27 09:54.54 Absolutely: as soon as an odor appears I know about it
2015-08-27 09:54.59 Absolutely: chemical dispersants are no joke
2015-08-27 09:55.14 Absolutely: it´s not the "smell" but the "chemicals that make it float around the air"
2015-08-27 09:55.30 Absolutely: some smells are quite good but then an evaporating substance such as alcohol is put in there
2015-08-27 09:55.38 Crow: well, I hate canned air purifiers, they smell offensive
2015-08-27 09:55.39 Absolutely: the whole thing goes to shit
2015-08-27 09:55.46 Absolutely: air fresheners?
2015-08-27 09:55.49 Absolutely: yes they are poison
2015-08-27 09:55.50 Crow: yea
2015-08-27 09:56.02 Absolutely: "poison" is a very serious word you should take it seriously
2015-08-27 09:56.08 Absolutely: because they are allowed to sell you poison
2015-08-27 09:56.13 Crow: I just ventilate the spaces when needed
2015-08-27 09:56.17 Absolutely: and on the bottle they label the ingredient as "parfum"
2015-08-27 09:56.22 Absolutely: there are no regulations for this
2015-08-27 09:56.27 Crow: of course, but in "reasonable" doses
2015-08-27 09:56.32 Absolutely: any scent, any oil, any material can be used
2015-08-27 09:56.35 Absolutely: any chemical dispersant
2015-08-27 09:56.39 Absolutely: no regulations no checks no testing
2015-08-27 09:56.47 Absolutely: sold as "paris hilton" cologne
2015-08-27 09:56.48 Crow: well not really.. there are regulations in place.
2015-08-27 09:56.52 Absolutely: nope
2015-08-27 09:56.58 Absolutely: i find poison every day
2015-08-27 09:57.27 Absolutely: if you watch some documentaries on the abilities of rats
2015-08-27 09:57.27 Crow: there are some things that cannot be there, also no medical ingredients can be added
2015-08-27 09:57.34 Absolutely: such as poison detection, you will understand me better
2015-08-27 09:57.44 Absolutely: the hair on my back stands up STRAIGHT when i detect poison
2015-08-27 09:57.51 Absolutely: and a bitter taste appears on my tongue
2015-08-27 09:57.54 Absolutely: "run away" my body says
2015-08-27 09:58.01 Crow: are you a rat?
2015-08-27 09:58.09 Absolutely: i have the abillities of one
2015-08-27 09:58.14 Absolutely: the food aversions of one
2015-08-27 09:58.21 Crow: same here regardig my name.
2015-08-27 09:58.32 Absolutely: and rat genetics are mixed into human dna.. somewhere along the line.. somehow
2015-08-27 09:58.53 Absolutely: what I read last night was that rodentia dna got into the human dna pool
2015-08-27 09:58.55 Crow: I have all of the Crow´s abilities and distinctions.
2015-08-27 09:59.14 Crow: I could use to be able to fly though.
2015-08-27 09:59.33 Absolutely: there´s one thing about my life that I take pretty seriously, that´s my ability to remember exactly what happened
2015-08-27 09:59.36 Crow: but if you take the crow vs. other birds, that´ll definitely be me vs. other humans.
2015-08-27 09:59.41 Absolutely: 100% of it. Accurate to the dime.. The entire life
2015-08-27 09:59.56 muffinman: this has to be the wierdest convo i have ever witnessed on the internet im laughing my ass off over here
2015-08-27 10:00.03 Absolutely: and at one moment in my life, holding my favorite blanket, I floated into the air 6 or 7 feet
2015-08-27 10:00.09 Absolutely: inside of a stairwell
2015-08-27 10:00.14 Absolutely: but i was also sleeping on the stairs
2015-08-27 10:00.20 Crow: isn´t that overwhelming?
2015-08-27 10:00.21 Absolutely: so i can not tell if a dream got mixed in
2015-08-27 10:00.37 Absolutely: it´s one of the memories that confuses me
2015-08-27 10:00.41 Crow: it´s the mind altering substances at work, man..
2015-08-27 10:00.45 Absolutely: i was a child
2015-08-27 10:01.12 Absolutely: my ability to clear poison is instant
2015-08-27 10:01.16 Crow: I have a memory from my teen years... it´s quite scary actually and I can´t tell if it was or wasn´t
2015-08-27 10:01.24 Absolutely: smoke a cigarette and cough out the tar soon as I put it out
2015-08-27 10:01.45 Absolutely: no effect on the body, just another breath of air
2015-08-27 10:01.53 Absolutely: UNLESS i am exposed to the secondhand smoke while using a cig
2015-08-27 10:01.58 Absolutely: that shit freaks me out
2015-08-27 10:02.21 Crow: I was about 13, and I´ve spent some time with my girlfriend, and that was the first time we kissed (really), so after that evening, I was coming back
2015-08-27 10:02.21 Absolutely: burning tobacco sealed in a vacuum of a cigarette or pipe is quite nondangerous
2015-08-27 10:02.50 Crow: it was late, maybe 1AM, so I took a shortcut through some yard, and in it.... was a figure, I shit you not resembling the grim reaper
2015-08-27 10:03.14 Crow: a... figure with a hood under which you could not see a face
2015-08-27 10:03.25 Crow: and it started walking towards me,
2015-08-27 10:03.32 Absolutely: i think i´ve seen the reaper before
2015-08-27 10:03.34 Crow: so... I ran away....
2015-08-27 10:03.42 muffinman: this has to be the wierdest convo i have ever witnessed on the internet im laughing my ass off over here
2015-08-27 10:03.44 Crow: and I´ve never seen it again.
2015-08-27 10:03.46 muffinman: this has to be the wierdest convo i have ever witnessed on the internet im laughing my ass off over here
2015-08-27 10:03.49 muffinman: this has to be the wierdest convo i have ever witnessed on the internet im laughing my ass off over here
2015-08-27 10:03.55 Absolutely: after the idea of the "black dog" in harry potter was stuck in my mind, I saw the reaper
2015-08-27 10:04.04 Crow: cool story fake muffin bro
2015-08-27 10:04.15 Absolutely: i have "focus to infinity" an incredible ability that mice, rats, birds, cats and dogs all have
2015-08-27 10:04.37 Absolutely: poor eyesight but the ability to focus in on any object to see it is present
2015-08-27 10:04.38 Crow: so that figure looked like, well imagine some person with unusual old looking clothing
2015-08-27 10:04.57 muffinman: im so lost
2015-08-27 10:05.09 Absolutely: you understand so little about biology that you can´t have this conversation
2015-08-27 10:05.12 Absolutely: i wish you luck in your learning
2015-08-27 10:05.28 Absolutely: the field of "space exploration" is the DEAD SUBJECT
2015-08-27 10:05.31 Absolutely: not BIOLOGY
2015-08-27 10:05.35 Absolutely: biology is ever expanding
2015-08-27 10:05.41 Crow: are you talking to me?
2015-08-27 10:05.41 Absolutely: your "space monikers" are the falsity
2015-08-27 10:05.48 Absolutely: nope just talking
2015-08-27 10:05.57 Crow: everything is being developed and studied deeper
2015-08-27 10:06.00 Absolutely: people really like to think that "there´s no point in studying biology"
2015-08-27 10:06.05 muffinman: no he was saying i cant understand his convo
2015-08-27 10:06.12 Absolutely: "i should just study theoretical physics instead"
2015-08-27 10:06.17 Crow: biology, space exploration, technology, medicine etc´ etc´ etc´
2015-08-27 10:06.25 Absolutely: Yeah but I bet you if I asked you about black science man you could tell me all about him
2015-08-27 10:06.27 Absolutely: the fucking pleb
2015-08-27 10:06.35 asddas: are you guys bots
2015-08-27 10:06.36 Crow: there are billions on this planet, every one choses what they want to study
2015-08-27 10:06.39 Absolutely: no one here is a bot
2015-08-27 10:06.47 asddas: yay
2015-08-27 10:06.55 Crow: bot reporting for duty.
2015-08-27 10:06.57 Absolutely: Biology is the best study because you have to know your body and what is dangerous for it
2015-08-27 10:07.02 muffinman: when really i can but i was saying i am lost in the game not in your srupid ass blabbering
2015-08-27 10:07.04 Absolutely: in order to navigate your world
2015-08-27 10:07.19 Absolutely: yeah but if you asked nicer i would´ve transported you to the end
2015-08-27 10:07.24 Absolutely: your inconsideration got you nothing
2015-08-27 10:07.24 Crow: f5 someone muffin, and see where they are.
2015-08-27 10:08.08 muffinman: incosideratgion?!?!?! exuse me man, but i beleive you were the one saying i cant understand your blabbering
2015-08-27 10:08.22 Crow: he wasn´t talking to you.
2015-08-27 10:08.28 muffinman: and that you wish me luck on my learning like as if im stupid
2015-08-27 10:08.42 Absolutely: people start laughing when they hear that scientists still study rats and mice because they think there is nothing to be learned
2015-08-27 10:08.49 Crow: taking things personally.. well, let´s not go there.
2015-08-27 10:08.57 water: lysol smells so bad
2015-08-27 10:09.00 Absolutely: I KNOW
2015-08-27 10:09.03 Absolutely: it´s fucking poison
2015-08-27 10:09.05 water: not sure how its spelled
2015-08-27 10:09.07 Crow: I have a lysol soap heh
2015-08-27 10:09.15 Absolutely: lysol can is poison
2015-08-27 10:09.25 Absolutely: arm and hammer makes poison.. surprisingly enough..
2015-08-27 10:09.35 Crow: screw those air "fresheners" really
2015-08-27 10:09.39 muffinman: it sure seemed like it was directed at me, if i took that wrong i am sorry
2015-08-27 10:09.40 Absolutely: I bought their deodorant, unscented, and found "orange peel" scent
2015-08-27 10:09.45 Absolutely: which is highly dangerous to male animals
2015-08-27 10:09.57 Crow: hjey Ultra
2015-08-27 10:10.09 Absolutely: it literally said "unscented" on the front
2015-08-27 10:10.14 Crow: more deep subjects being discussed here with abso
2015-08-27 10:10.15 Absolutely: caused massive distress in me and my animals
2015-08-27 10:10.24 Crow: you should sue them then
2015-08-27 10:10.30 Crow: if you have factual proof
2015-08-27 10:10.37 Absolutely: i threw it the fuck away it was poison
2015-08-27 10:10.43 Absolutely: most of my day is spent throwing shit away
2015-08-27 10:10.53 Absolutely: or cleaning the rodents or making coffee, just a little bit of ut
2015-08-27 10:10.56 Crow: where do you get so much shit to throw away then lol
2015-08-27 10:11.03 Absolutely: brothers bring it into the house
2015-08-27 10:11.08 Absolutely: they have no ability to detect poison
2015-08-27 10:11.18 Absolutely: in nature animals work together for a reason..
2015-08-27 10:11.26 asddas: to have sex
2015-08-27 10:11.29 Absolutely: some do not have acute abilities.. some do.. it´s useful to have certain animals around
2015-08-27 10:11.33 Crow: lol
2015-08-27 10:11.36 Absolutely: no it´s about safety of the group
2015-08-27 10:11.41 asddas: lets have sex guise
2015-08-27 10:11.48 Crow: usually, but not all animals
2015-08-27 10:11.48 Absolutely: if one had a bad experience, it lets the other animals know to avoid the substance
2015-08-27 10:11.53 Absolutely: every mammal..
2015-08-27 10:12.03 Crow: not every, don´t think so
2015-08-27 10:12.03 UltraMagnetic: i like when animals work together to rip each other apart
2015-08-27 10:12.07 UltraMagnetic: and eat each other
2015-08-27 10:12.14 Crow: hehe
2015-08-27 10:12.21 Absolutely: animals participate in the act of murder
2015-08-27 10:12.23 Crow: that´s how it works in nature really, yea
2015-08-27 10:12.30 UltraMagnetic: food chain
2015-08-27 10:12.33 Absolutely: "nature" is not a descriptive word though
2015-08-27 10:12.36 Absolutely: nor is "food chain"
2015-08-27 10:12.39 Crow: animals murder usually for food, but not only
2015-08-27 10:12.40 Absolutely: those are american monikers
2015-08-27 10:12.46 Absolutely: because there is a reason behind every behavior
2015-08-27 10:12.57 Absolutely: animals can murder others in the group that offended them
2015-08-27 10:13.00 UltraMagnetic: yes its called survival
2015-08-27 10:13.06 Absolutely: no..
2015-08-27 10:13.10 Absolutely: you have to understand porphyria..
2015-08-27 10:13.13 Crow: offend them, or do things that are bad for the group
2015-08-27 10:13.25 Absolutely: the violent tendencies, the aggravation at odors, poisons, lights, sounds, movement
2015-08-27 10:13.27 easylee: we murder millions of animals daily!
2015-08-27 10:13.29 Crow: also, hirearchy
2015-08-27 10:13.38 Absolutely: if an animal is attacking there is a reason
2015-08-27 10:13.46 Absolutely: mailmen do not simply get bitten because they carry mail
2015-08-27 10:13.50 Crow: amybe it´s bored
2015-08-27 10:13.53 Absolutely: or they are "unfamiliar"
2015-08-27 10:14.00 Absolutely: in fact animals love people and love the awesome shit that people have
2015-08-27 10:14.08 Absolutely: but they can´t enjoy it with bad odors around.. like perfume
2015-08-27 10:14.11 water: where to easy
2015-08-27 10:14.18 Absolutely: every animal will be happy to meet you if you smell like nothing
2015-08-27 10:14.21 easylee: guys, i did most buttons , one more is left
2015-08-27 10:14.23 Crow: it´s not about odors, get it
2015-08-27 10:14.24 UltraMagnetic: i like when lions rip apart gazelles
2015-08-27 10:14.32 water: oh
2015-08-27 10:14.34 Absolutely: odors are the hugest part of an animal´s world
2015-08-27 10:14.44 Absolutely: the biggest stressor, the biggest danger
2015-08-27 10:14.47 Crow: it´s significan´t but not overly
2015-08-27 10:14.49 water: that
2015-08-27 10:14.52 Absolutely: yes it´s overt
2015-08-27 10:14.56 Absolutely: all consuming
2015-08-27 10:15.01 Absolutely: if there is a smell they know it´s there
2015-08-27 10:15.01 asddas: can you talk to animals
2015-08-27 10:15.10 Absolutely: no i understand a little bit of rat chatter
2015-08-27 10:15.17 Crow: yea.. see you are all talking to me
2015-08-27 10:15.18 asddas: nice
2015-08-27 10:15.18 water: what store do you shop at
2015-08-27 10:15.40 Crow: I shop at the junkyard
2015-08-27 10:15.54 Absolutely: i can´t remember where I get my stuff
2015-08-27 10:15.56 Crow: and then sell on the internets
2015-08-27 10:16.03 muffinman: i shop at ypir moms
2015-08-27 10:16.08 muffinman: your*
2015-08-27 10:16.09 Absolutely: do you know why? flourescent and ultraviolet light causes confusion and memory loss in animals
2015-08-27 10:16.12 Absolutely: the effect is instant
2015-08-27 10:16.16 Crow: nice... what does she sell?
2015-08-27 10:16.17 Absolutely: "deer in headlights"
2015-08-27 10:16.24 Absolutely: that´s something you might understand
2015-08-27 10:16.33 Absolutely: You can not shine bright lights at animals or humans
2015-08-27 10:16.39 Crow: yes I can
2015-08-27 10:16.40 Absolutely: this is why no one likes the fucking cops
2015-08-27 10:16.45 Crow: I do that often actuallly
2015-08-27 10:17.04 Absolutely: horrible physiological effects having a light on for non-humans
2015-08-27 10:17.08 Crow: with animals, humans usually express their dislike of what transpires
2015-08-27 10:17.17 Absolutely: there are two primary genetic makeups of the humans that live today
2015-08-27 10:17.18 asddas: I SHOT IT
2015-08-27 10:17.26 Absolutely: porphyria and "plain old retarded human"
2015-08-27 10:17.41 Absolutely: it´s going on 10% of the population
2015-08-27 10:17.47 Absolutely: you´ve seen pure white fluorescent hair before
2015-08-27 10:17.52 Absolutely: on a face, on a head
2015-08-27 10:17.53 Crow: when I shine my surefire at racoons, skunks, cats, foxes, wolves, deer, groundhogs, etc etc´, they are just startled
2015-08-27 10:18.01 water: do your brother use nasty axe
2015-08-27 10:18.09 Absolutely: one of my brothers do
2015-08-27 10:18.10 water: spray
2015-08-27 10:18.15 Absolutely: not the spray he stopped using that
2015-08-27 10:18.17 water:
2015-08-27 10:18.19 Absolutely: still uses body wash
2015-08-27 10:18.21 Absolutely: axe is poison
2015-08-27 10:18.26 Absolutely: it has bothered me for my entire life
2015-08-27 10:18.30 Absolutely: since the moment it came into existance
2015-08-27 10:18.35 Crow: want to hear something smart?
2015-08-27 10:18.39 Absolutely: see people are just unwilling to believe that a store will sell them poison
2015-08-27 10:18.48 Absolutely: because they can´t instantly detect the effects it will have..
2015-08-27 10:18.51 Crow: "everything is poison to you, it only depends on the quantity".
2015-08-27 10:18.51 Absolutely: let me tell you something
2015-08-27 10:18.56 Absolutely: if you show a rat a substance
2015-08-27 10:19.02 Absolutely: you will get an instant biological reaction
2015-08-27 10:19.03 asddas: the best poison is the kind that gets you high
2015-08-27 10:19.09 Absolutely: accurate to the long-term effects
2015-08-27 10:19.14 easylee: "sola dosis facit venenum" (Paracelsus)
2015-08-27 10:19.17 Absolutely: that it WILL HAVE on a human
2015-08-27 10:19.22 Crow: but too much of it, and you´re fucked.
2015-08-27 10:19.32 Absolutely: if you show a rat a stick of deodorant he starts having seizures
2015-08-27 10:19.36 Crow: what´s the translation, easy?
2015-08-27 10:19.38 Absolutely: it doesn´t really matter what the fuck kind of deodorant
2015-08-27 10:19.41 Absolutely: SEIZURES GUYS
2015-08-27 10:19.45 Absolutely: Seizures are not funny
2015-08-27 10:19.45 easylee: the dose makes the poison
2015-08-27 10:19.51 Absolutely: the reaction is instant
2015-08-27 10:19.53 Crow: nice!
2015-08-27 10:19.57 Absolutely: you are also a mammal you have the same susceptibility
2015-08-27 10:20.17 Absolutely: scientists relate rats and mice to humans for a reason
2015-08-27 10:20.24 Absolutely: >THE EFFECTS OF POISON>
2015-08-27 10:20.27 Crow: they also relate pigs
2015-08-27 10:20.29 asddas: because we cant test shit on humans?
2015-08-27 10:20.36 Absolutely: no.. it doesn´t matter that we can´t
2015-08-27 10:20.43 Absolutely: because we react the exact same way as rodentia
2015-08-27 10:20.47 Crow: we can test it on rabbits and monkeys too though
2015-08-27 10:20.50 Absolutely: i have seizures when i smell cologne
2015-08-27 10:20.57 Absolutely: my whole chest throws itself around
2015-08-27 10:21.05 Absolutely: my back twitches violently my hair stands up
2015-08-27 10:21.14 Absolutely: the food in my stomach is turned to liquid instantly
2015-08-27 10:21.19 Crow: you are super sensitive to odors then, you need to take something to subdue your sensitivity]
2015-08-27 10:21.20 Absolutely: bowel distress, muscle weakness
2015-08-27 10:21.32 Absolutely: they recommend opiates but i´m not eating opiates for my entire life
2015-08-27 10:21.38 Absolutely: i´d rather be able to detect the poison
2015-08-27 10:21.41 easylee: why not?
2015-08-27 10:21.44 asddas: opiates are glorious
2015-08-27 10:21.55 Absolutely: true and i could have a lifetime script but i don´t fucking want it