2015-08-27 22:37.34 Navy_Seal: queen team?
2015-08-27 22:38.02 Skarn: !o
2015-08-27 22:38.30 Skarn: !o
2015-08-27 22:38.46 Navy_Seal: hi cat
2015-08-27 22:40.40 goku`: hi
2015-08-27 22:40.46 .Zenobia.: hi
2015-08-27 22:40.51 _lady_boo_PL: hej
2015-08-27 22:40.55 Navy_Seal: hi
2015-08-27 22:40.58 Absolutely: this rat was feigning illness to get goodies and love
2015-08-27 22:41.05 Skarn: oh looks its absi
2015-08-27 22:41.10 Absolutely: what a cocksucker threw coffee all over my room, started fiending it off his cage
2015-08-27 22:41.15 Absolutely: i cleaned it and cut him off he´s fucking mad
2015-08-27 22:41.32 Skarn: are u sure it was a rodent?
2015-08-27 22:41.44 Skarn: i dont know how a hamster can throw coffee all over ur room
2015-08-27 22:41.44 Absolutely: he´s longer than my entire forearm
2015-08-27 22:42.23 Navy_Seal: nice queen
2015-08-27 22:42.34 Absolutely: feigning for a week, pretending he was sick just to get nice shit what a bastard
2015-08-27 22:44.03 Absolutely: the reason he knocked it over was he had pissed and shit ALL OVER THE PLACE, 38 hours = 300 turds
2015-08-27 22:44.10 Absolutely: 500 pisses
2015-08-27 22:44.20 Absolutely: wanted cleaned so he made a fucking mess
2015-08-27 22:44.29 Skarn: why do u even have him?
2015-08-27 22:44.34 Skarn: cant u get rid of him
2015-08-27 22:44.44 Absolutely: course i can throw him against a wall or something
2015-08-27 22:44.54 Navy_Seal: the rat?
2015-08-27 22:44.56 Absolutely: but he´s pretty nice when he´s not turned into a fiend
2015-08-27 22:44.59 goku`: :))
2015-08-27 22:45.05 Absolutely: that sugar got him fast
2015-08-27 22:45.20 Absolutely: he can have a piece or two of frosted cereal a week but jesus christ..
2015-08-27 22:45.27 Skarn: well rats are intelligent..
2015-08-27 22:45.33 Absolutely: yeah he knows how to get what he wants
2015-08-27 22:45.45 Absolutely: those opportunities will be shunned
2015-08-27 22:46.02 Absolutely: he can have fleece carpet and food and water.. in the pan.. nigga wants a drink next to his bed nuh uh
2015-08-27 22:46.30 Absolutely: it´s like a heroin addict
2015-08-27 22:46.31 Absolutely: no joke
2015-08-27 22:46.44 Absolutely: and he has only tasted about 1.5 fluid ounces of coffee
2015-08-27 22:46.52 Navy_Seal: nooooooooooooo queeen
2015-08-27 22:47.02 Absolutely: and now all of the sudden he´s sneezing
2015-08-27 22:47.03 Queen: :(((
2015-08-27 22:47.29 Absolutely: he´s throwing shit around
2015-08-27 22:47.32 Absolutely: that was his water
2015-08-27 22:47.36 Absolutely: good job rat pancake you fucking menace
2015-08-27 22:47.40 Absolutely: have a swim
2015-08-27 22:47.46 Absolutely: mother fucker i cleaned you out 10 mins ago
2015-08-27 22:48.24 Absolutely: at least i know his game
2015-08-27 22:48.34 Absolutely: fuck spoiled animals that don´t realize what they have
2015-08-27 22:48.35 Absolutely: FUCK THEM
2015-08-27 22:48.41 Absolutely: love and hate game
2015-08-27 22:48.43 Skarn: its almost like children
2015-08-27 22:48.58 Navy_Seal: yes idd
2015-08-27 22:48.59 Absolutely: no they´re adults by the time they´re 6 months old, rats
2015-08-27 22:48.59 Queen: gg
2015-08-27 22:48.59 jej64: !v
2015-08-27 22:49.00 Navy_Seal: I would sell them
2015-08-27 22:49.04 Absolutely: nah he´s fine
2015-08-27 22:49.10 Mrs._Cat_: t^_^
2015-08-27 22:49.16 Navy_Seal: sell the rats absolutely
2015-08-27 22:49.17 Absolutely: he will be tamed
2015-08-27 22:49.20 Absolutely: it´s one rat
2015-08-27 22:49.24 Navy_Seal: sell the rat
2015-08-27 22:49.25 Skarn: !o
2015-08-27 22:49.26 Absolutely: this is a game i have played before
2015-08-27 22:49.39 Absolutely: i thought he was sick so i gave him tons of comfort
2015-08-27 22:49.42 Absolutely: he got his head into it
2015-08-27 22:49.51 Absolutely: i got tricked
2015-08-27 22:50.09 Absolutely: he hasn´t sneezed in two days and all of the sudden he´s doing it now
2015-08-27 22:50.11 Navy_Seal: queeen
2015-08-27 22:50.13 Absolutely: so it´s pretty obvious
2015-08-27 22:50.13 Navy_Seal: you did good!
2015-08-27 22:50.17 Skarn: maybe hes allergic
2015-08-27 22:50.24 Navy_Seal: just shit that you died :( by bad luck
2015-08-27 22:50.27 Absolutely: nah he´s just trying to get me to give him shit
2015-08-27 22:50.35 Absolutely: environmental stressors are Zero