2015-09-14 18:52.59 easylee:i recently stumbled upon a product on amazon
2015-09-14 18:53.06 Smokin_Beaver: lube ?
2015-09-14 18:53.08 easylee:from which i didnt know it even existed
2015-09-14 18:53.19 easylee:instead of botox
2015-09-14 18:53.35 easylee:women do use lipsuckers tools, to fatten their lips
2015-09-14 18:53.40 easylee:so they swell
2015-09-14 18:53.46 easylee:unbelievable
2015-09-14 18:54.10 easylee:did u know that?
2015-09-14 18:54.13 easylee:lol
2015-09-14 18:54.24 Smokin_Beaver: saw video on youtube where guys messing aroun were doing it
2015-09-14 18:54.31 Smokin_Beaver: around*
2015-09-14 18:54.39 easylee: crazy wrold
2015-09-14 18:54.47 Smokin_Beaver: with a vacum cleaner
2015-09-14 18:55.23 easylee: but vacuumsuck lips just to make them look swollen
2015-09-14 18:55.29 easylee: sick
2015-09-14 18:55.33 Smokin_Beaver: weird
2015-09-14 18:55.48 Smokin_Beaver: fatter lips suck better though
2015-09-14 18:55.53 easylee: sure
2015-09-14 18:56.13 easylee: thats why men recognize women with thick lips first
2015-09-14 18:56.16 easylee: or more
2015-09-14 18:56.20 easylee: weird enough
2015-09-14 18:56.23 easylee: damn biology
2015-09-14 18:56.37 Smokin_Beaver: lol female and pulse is my criteria
2015-09-14 18:56.42 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-09-14 18:56.57 easylee: sometimes it feels like just being a biological robot
2015-09-14 18:57.02 easylee: programmed
2015-09-14 18:57.08 easylee: by evolution
2015-09-14 18:57.15 Smokin_Beaver: not me, i am a freak beyond evolution
2015-09-14 18:57.20 easylee: lol
2015-09-14 18:57.26 easylee: freak beyond nature^^
2015-09-14 18:57.27 Smokin_Beaver: in fact i am proof of evolution
2015-09-14 18:57.31 easylee: lol
2015-09-14 18:57.36 Smokin_Beaver: or devolution
2015-09-14 18:57.38 easylee: enlighten me lol
2015-09-14 18:58.11 easylee: apropos fun.
2015-09-14 18:58.24 easylee: since letterman resigned
2015-09-14 18:58.29 Kingibi: getting a bit borad...
2015-09-14 18:58.38 Kingibi: bye guys and gri;ls
2015-09-14 18:58.42 easylee: bye
2015-09-14 18:59.01 easylee: i made an instant honour night last nite
2015-09-14 18:59.12 easylee: and watched some of his over 6000 shows
2015-09-14 18:59.17 easylee: was funny
2015-09-14 18:59.26 easylee: then i watched some conan shows
2015-09-14 18:59.33 Smokin_Beaver: who ?
2015-09-14 18:59.37 Smokin_Beaver: lol
2015-09-14 18:59.37 easylee: i laughed the whole night
2015-09-14 18:59.41 easylee: conan o brien
2015-09-14 18:59.53 Smokin_Beaver: not heard of him
2015-09-14 18:59.56 easylee: once made the late night show
2015-09-14 18:59.59 Smokin_Beaver: us tv ?
2015-09-14 19:00.01 easylee: now on tbs
2015-09-14 19:00.03 easylee: yes
2015-09-14 19:00.07 Smokin_Beaver: ah US...
2015-09-14 19:00.10 easylee: lol
2015-09-14 19:00.12 easylee: but hey
2015-09-14 19:00.15 Smokin_Beaver: lol i dont watch much tv
2015-09-14 19:00.20 easylee: me neither
2015-09-14 19:00.29 easylee: watched some bundles on youtube
2015-09-14 19:00.35 Smokin_Beaver: family guy and top gear is about it
2015-09-14 19:00.49 easylee: letterman is/was one of the rare good events
2015-09-14 19:00.53 Smokin_Beaver: and old re-runs of red dwarf, blackadder, monty python
2015-09-14 19:01.01 easylee: hahahaha red dwarf
2015-09-14 19:01.08 Smokin_Beaver: the best show ever
2015-09-14 19:01.22 easylee: even i am not from your isle(s)
2015-09-14 19:01.26 easylee: i liked it as well
2015-09-14 19:01.35 easylee: funny show
2015-09-14 19:01.39 Smokin_Beaver: germans and brits have same sense of humour
2015-09-14 19:01.47 easylee: i didnt hear that
2015-09-14 19:02.05 Smokin_Beaver: true fact, more than any other eu countries
2015-09-14 19:02.06 easylee: question is who u insulted by that now
2015-09-14 19:02.25 easylee: well, must say i would be pleased
2015-09-14 19:02.35 easylee: i like british humour a lot
2015-09-14 19:02.39 Smokin_Beaver: it is just a fact, well known amongst us brits
2015-09-14 19:02.51 easylee: so its a weapon?
2015-09-14 19:02.53 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-09-14 19:03.36 easylee: hey lets make some fun with (=of) germans^^
2015-09-14 19:03.43 Smokin_Beaver: sarcasm that does not need any explantion
2015-09-14 19:03.53 easylee: i know what u mean^^
2015-09-14 19:04.10 Smokin_Beaver: even americans dont get it
2015-09-14 19:04.15 Smokin_Beaver: most*
2015-09-14 19:04.16 Woody: Ùß
2015-09-14 19:04.18 Woody: hi
2015-09-14 19:04.27 Smokin_Beaver: Hello - Salut - Ola - Hola - Hallo - Bok - Czesc - Hei - Hej - Ciao - Privet - Ahoj :D
2015-09-14 19:04.28 easylee: well those shows ive mentioned do have a quite similiar humour
2015-09-14 19:04.29 easylee: Hi there!
2015-09-14 19:04.37 easylee: especially conan o brien
2015-09-14 19:04.45 easylee: hes is funny nd crazy
2015-09-14 19:05.06 easylee: they more ore less kicked him from nbc
2015-09-14 19:05.16 easylee: so he made a US tour
2015-09-14 19:05.31 easylee: to show he is good and to make fun of nbc and jay leno
2015-09-14 19:05.32 Smokin_Beaver: will look out for him and have a watch
2015-09-14 19:05.47 Smokin_Beaver: jay leno is funny, he was on top gear once
2015-09-14 19:05.53 easylee: once
2015-09-14 19:05.58 Smokin_Beaver: yes
2015-09-14 19:05.59 easylee: but he kind a lost it
2015-09-14 19:06.03 Smokin_Beaver: he likes cars
2015-09-14 19:06.25 easylee: there is a running gag between letterman and obrien
2015-09-14 19:06.29 easylee: they say
2015-09-14 19:06.48 easylee: leno likes helping people which cars broke down, if
2015-09-14 19:06.54 easylee: a camera team is with him
2015-09-14 19:06.57 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-09-14 19:07.07 easylee: that kind of guy
2015-09-14 19:07.12 Smokin_Beaver: lol, gimp
2015-09-14 19:07.33 Smokin_Beaver: i only ever saw him on tv once
2015-09-14 19:07.33 easylee: conan is really crazy, looks weird (he is irish)
2015-09-14 19:07.45 Smokin_Beaver: my dad was irish
2015-09-14 19:07.49 easylee: hahahaha
2015-09-14 19:08.03 easylee: i knew that would be the outcome of this conversation lol
2015-09-14 19:08.20 easylee: anyway
2015-09-14 19:08.30 Dr.HannibalLecter: twuts up easy
2015-09-14 19:08.32 Smokin_Beaver: its true... but it is also funny most of new york says they are irish as well
2015-09-14 19:08.33 easylee: conan does mkae very funny comparison jokes
2015-09-14 19:08.42 easylee: hey hanni^^
2015-09-14 19:08.45 Smokin_Beaver: Hello - Salut - Ola - Hola - Hallo - Bok - Czesc - Hei - Hej - Ciao - Privet - Ahoj :D
2015-09-14 19:09.09 easylee: like:" its like trying to pick up anti-matter with chopsticks"
2015-09-14 19:09.18 easylee: ^^
2015-09-14 19:09.43 easylee: or the nbc story
2015-09-14 19:09.50 Smokin_Beaver: seth macfarlane who writes family guy has a similar humour
2015-09-14 19:09.53 easylee: "is like a stone in my urethra"
2015-09-14 19:10.10 easylee: which might some drop out with some blood
2015-09-14 19:10.17 easylee: some day*
2015-09-14 19:10.29 easylee: anyway nuff of that
2015-09-14 19:10.38 easylee: its worth looking at^^
2015-09-14 19:10.43 Smokin_Beaver: i will
2015-09-14 19:10.54 easylee: where have you been all time, hiding from us?
2015-09-14 19:11.22 easylee: choose your words careful now^^
2015-09-14 19:11.27 Smokin_Beaver: i have been on now and then, was working a fair bit though
2015-09-14 19:11.38 easylee: .-)
2015-09-14 19:11.50 easylee: we had a lot of fun here recently
2015-09-14 19:11.57 Smokin_Beaver: yes, do tell
2015-09-14 19:12.13 easylee: less karkass and many old regulars showed up again and more often
2015-09-14 19:12.26 easylee: so we had quite a good time, many laughs
2015-09-14 19:12.34 Smokin_Beaver: krakass is funny
2015-09-14 19:12.38 easylee: cant remember if we even played lol
2015-09-14 19:12.53 easylee: one night we drank together
2015-09-14 19:13.02 easylee: first time ive ever did that
2015-09-14 19:13.10 easylee: drinking with online friends lol
2015-09-14 19:13.14 easylee: interesting
2015-09-14 19:13.21 Smokin_Beaver: its not classed as alcoholism that way ;)
2015-09-14 19:13.27 easylee: hahaha
2015-09-14 19:13.27 Dr.HannibalLecter: pls gtfo noob
2015-09-14 19:13.30 Dr.HannibalLecter: jeezus
2015-09-14 19:13.52 easylee: after 9 jaegermeister 4 cl shots i had to give in though^^
2015-09-14 19:13.56 Smokin_Beaver: ouch
2015-09-14 19:14.03 Smokin_Beaver: that is excessive
2015-09-14 19:14.07 easylee: theyve said i still was able not to annoy anyone^^
2015-09-14 19:14.16 Smokin_Beaver: really ?
2015-09-14 19:14.18 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-09-14 19:14.23 easylee: i trust those
2015-09-14 19:14.32 Smokin_Beaver: i would take it as a win
2015-09-14 19:14.45 easylee: only thing i remember for sure is
2015-09-14 19:14.50 easylee: that i didnt stop talking
2015-09-14 19:15.00 easylee: comparable to now
2015-09-14 19:15.07 easylee: though i am not drinking now
2015-09-14 19:15.10 Smokin_Beaver: lol
2015-09-14 19:15.24 Smokin_Beaver: hangovers hurt
2015-09-14 19:15.28 easylee: CAUTION! Area uncovered! Invading Attackers!
2015-09-14 19:15.41 easylee: never get hangovers after jaegermeister
2015-09-14 19:15.49 easylee: if i stick to that only
2015-09-14 19:15.55 easylee: the herbs kind of prevent it
2015-09-14 19:16.03 easylee: thats why i like it that much
2015-09-14 19:16.14 easylee: u just have to stick to it
2015-09-14 19:16.17 Smokin_Beaver: i cannot drink and not suffer
2015-09-14 19:16.19 easylee: no mixes or sth
2015-09-14 19:16.24 easylee: i can
2015-09-14 19:16.29 easylee: if the message is pure
2015-09-14 19:16.35 easylee: meaning:
2015-09-14 19:16.45 easylee: it must be identifiable as alcohol
2015-09-14 19:16.48 easylee: meaning
2015-09-14 19:16.52 easylee: high percentage
2015-09-14 19:17.01 easylee: then my body can handle it lol
2015-09-14 19:17.06 Smokin_Beaver: animal
2015-09-14 19:17.15 easylee: never ever serve me champagne or sth similiar
2015-09-14 19:17.26 easylee: i weould be drunk after 1 glass
2015-09-14 19:17.33 Smokin_Beaver: i rarely drink
2015-09-14 19:17.38 easylee: me neither
2015-09-14 19:17.49 easylee: just on parties
2015-09-14 19:17.53 Smokin_Beaver: was my 40th the other week, stayed sober
2015-09-14 19:18.03 easylee: happy b day ^^
2015-09-14 19:18.06 Smokin_Beaver: did have broken rib cartalige though
2015-09-14 19:18.11 Smokin_Beaver: lol and thanks
2015-09-14 19:18.16 easylee: broken rib?
2015-09-14 19:18.32 Smokin_Beaver: cartilige that joins rib to sternum
2015-09-14 19:18.51 easylee: bar fight? (dont stay sober in bars)
2015-09-14 19:18.51 Smokin_Beaver: mma related injury
2015-09-14 19:19.16 Smokin_Beaver: took a beating lol
2015-09-14 19:19.33 easylee: from your guinea pig?
2015-09-14 19:21.36 Rott: hey woody
2015-09-14 19:21.46 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-09-14 19:23.07 YojeekBobo: wall of ifre
2015-09-14 19:24.50 YojeekBobo: dont go in there they are angry!
2015-09-14 19:25.02 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-09-14 19:25.09 YojeekBobo: they want to kill us
2015-09-14 19:25.31 YojeekBobo: dont look at htem they are ugly
2015-09-14 19:26.16 YojeekBobo: i´ve been stoned
2015-09-14 19:26.16 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-09-14 19:26.24 Smokin_Beaver: again !!!
2015-09-14 19:26.32 easylee: .::LOL::.
2015-09-14 19:27.22 easylee: ^^
2015-09-14 19:27.30 YojeekBobo: yeaaaahh
2015-09-14 19:27.38 Woody: hi man
2015-09-14 19:27.40 Rott: woody ?
2015-09-14 19:28.07 Rott: how´s your heartburn ?
2015-09-14 19:28.10 Woody: yatza li hirbon shachor
2015-09-14 19:28.16 Dr.HannibalLecter: there are like a billion of woodys all over the servers
2015-09-14 19:28.28 Smokin_Beaver: where is buzz ?
2015-09-14 19:28.35 easylee: ^^
2015-09-14 19:28.36 Rott: ani mekane lo yatsa maspik
2015-09-14 19:28.42 Dr.HannibalLecter: hava nagila
2015-09-14 19:28.45 Dr.HannibalLecter: lol