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MH-Canals
Match Infos
MatchID:128914
Players:7
Teamscore:65,035
Monsterleft:5
Deaths:28
Suicides:0
TeamKills:0
Distance traveled:16,98km
Map Time:00:15:44
Playdate:2016-03-06 09:36:39
Team Awards:
  PlayerScoreDeathsSuicidesTeamKillsTimeDistance
Player813362 6 0 0 00:15:44 2,50km
Trenchworth24235 3 0 0 00:15:44 3,20km
GIN93R16925 9 0 0 00:15:44 3,26km
Catoto21195 3 0 0 00:15:44 2,72km
Mousy_for_Admin!0 0 0 0 00:15:44 0,02km
wildpurcit11863 3 0 0 00:12:47 3,16km
WhyUdoDiS5529 4 0 0 00:08:39 2,12km

Monster Kill Statistic
Player Other TOTAL
Player8 0 18/3 0 11/3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 33
Trenchworth 3 21/3 0 22 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 51
GIN93R 0 3 0 55/8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 2 0 0/1 66
Catoto 1/1 25/1 0 24/1 0 0 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 56
Mousy_for_Admin! 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
wildpurcit 0/1 14 0 4 0 0 2 3 0 0 0 0 1/1 0 0 0 0 0 0/2 24
WhyUdoDiS 0 19/2 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 3/1 0 1 0 0 0 0 27
Monster killed         Killed by Monster
Chatlog
2016-03-06 09:21.49 easylee:roses?
2016-03-06 09:21.55 dU.Suz:nuh huh
2016-03-06 09:22.04 easylee:nuh hu lol
2016-03-06 09:22.13 drDeo: no
2016-03-06 09:22.15 easylee:.::LOL::.
2016-03-06 09:22.16 drDeo: !s
2016-03-06 09:22.19 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:22.20 I_took_You_Bonkey: Hi mud ducks
2016-03-06 09:22.23 I_took_You_Bonkey: Hi mud ducks
2016-03-06 09:22.28 Crow: well easy, do you really want to hear how I managed to break a nice large sink with the help of... french fries?
2016-03-06 09:22.32 easylee:and he has got ducks as well
2016-03-06 09:22.41 easylee:hahahaha crow
2016-03-06 09:22.42 dU.Suz:he has everything
2016-03-06 09:22.44 dU.Suz:oh
2016-03-06 09:22.47 dU.Suz:fries crow?
2016-03-06 09:22.49 dU.Suz:really?
2016-03-06 09:22.50 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:22.56 easylee:too hot i assume
2016-03-06 09:23.06 Crow: fries, manage to bust my basenemt sink with then
2016-03-06 09:23.13 Crow: lol, hot? here? haha.
2016-03-06 09:23.14 easylee:happened to me too once
2016-03-06 09:23.20 Crow: the complete opposite
2016-03-06 09:23.25 easylee:the oil was too hot in my case
2016-03-06 09:23.33 Crow: and it broke the sink?
2016-03-06 09:23.35 dU.Suz:you guys are dangerous
2016-03-06 09:23.40 easylee:the porcellain sink
2016-03-06 09:23.48 Crow: wow... impressive, easy!
2016-03-06 09:24.00 easylee:yea i know i can do weird stuff
2016-03-06 09:24.03 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:24.05 Crow: bonus points for creativity
2016-03-06 09:24.15 easylee:lol i didnt see it that way at that point
2016-03-06 09:24.29 Crow: same as what happened to me today tbh
2016-03-06 09:24.29 easylee:so about u then
2016-03-06 09:24.41 easylee:u threw frozen fries at your sink and it broke?
2016-03-06 09:24.47 Crow: well it´ll require a bit of typing, so story telling time (:
2016-03-06 09:24.52 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:24.52 easylee:NICE
2016-03-06 09:24.54 Crow: yes!
2016-03-06 09:24.56 easylee:im in
2016-03-06 09:24.59 dU.Suz:sure
2016-03-06 09:25.05 dU.Suz:lee can play with my hair in the mean time
2016-03-06 09:25.07 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:25.08 easylee:hahaha
2016-03-06 09:25.11 Crow: but... let´s begin with first things first.
2016-03-06 09:25.14 easylee:lmao suz
2016-03-06 09:25.21 dU.Suz:lol whaaat
2016-03-06 09:25.25 easylee:i can^^
2016-03-06 09:25.36 easylee:search the honey pot
2016-03-06 09:25.38 easylee:lol
2016-03-06 09:25.40 dU.Suz:yes!^^
2016-03-06 09:25.41 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:25.42 Crow: so a buddy of mine, his dad is a truck driver
2016-03-06 09:25.42 easylee:^^
2016-03-06 09:26.27 easylee:we still are listening^^
2016-03-06 09:26.36 dU.Suz:he´s typing
2016-03-06 09:26.38 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:26.39 easylee:ok ok
2016-03-06 09:26.50 dU.Suz:just play with my hair
2016-03-06 09:26.51 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-03-06 09:26.55 Crow: so they damaged a load or something, and he was given a bunch of bags filled with fries
2016-03-06 09:26.56 easylee:i assumed he is faster than me
2016-03-06 09:26.58 dU.Suz:stop being so impatient
2016-03-06 09:27.14 Crow: not retail, but for restaurants or something, about 2kg per bag I think.
2016-03-06 09:27.23 easylee:so "it fell from the truck" u say?
2016-03-06 09:27.27 easylee:.::LOL::.
2016-03-06 09:27.31 Crow: so my friend kept those fries in his fridge
2016-03-06 09:27.33 dU.Suz:xD
2016-03-06 09:27.34 Crow: yea
2016-03-06 09:27.44 easylee:we know that phenomenon here as well
2016-03-06 09:27.46 easylee:lol
2016-03-06 09:27.49 Crow: and he kept offering me them, because he didn´t want to eat them
2016-03-06 09:27.56 easylee:wow
2016-03-06 09:27.58 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:28.00 Crow: so I kept saying "sure, I´ll take some next time"
2016-03-06 09:28.03 easylee:i could have stored some
2016-03-06 09:28.05 Crow: and there was A LOT!
2016-03-06 09:28.08 easylee:nice
2016-03-06 09:28.27 Crow: so, fast forward to about 2 weeks ago, my buddy´s fridge breaks down...
2016-03-06 09:28.39 easylee:wow, fast forward^^
2016-03-06 09:28.42 easylee:lol
2016-03-06 09:28.42 Crow: he has to clean it out,
2016-03-06 09:28.54 Crow: yea they´ve been there a year maybe
2016-03-06 09:28.55 easylee:and u had to help him
2016-03-06 09:29.10 Crow: a bit, yea, but he just said "take the or I toss them out"
2016-03-06 09:29.18 easylee:*curls suzs hair
2016-03-06 09:29.24 Crow: he got a temporary mini fridge to store his food
2016-03-06 09:29.28 dU.Suz:*purrs*
2016-03-06 09:29.52 easylee:lol i wouldnt be able to stor my liquids in a mini fridge
2016-03-06 09:29.57 easylee:not talking about the food
2016-03-06 09:30.00 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:30.01 Crow: so I took this plastic bin, filled it up with bags of fries, and brought it home
2016-03-06 09:30.06 Crow: yea..
2016-03-06 09:30.34 Crow: put a few bags in the freezer, and no room for the rest, so what do I do? -I put the bin outside.
2016-03-06 09:30.35 easylee:im getting curious
2016-03-06 09:30.46 Crow: because it´s below 0 outside anyway, right?
2016-03-06 09:30.52 dU.Suz:lol...
2016-03-06 09:30.54 Crow: welll..... right... almost.
2016-03-06 09:30.56 easylee:sounds right
2016-03-06 09:31.08 easylee:rainy as well
2016-03-06 09:31.25 easylee:hmmmmm honey.-9
2016-03-06 09:31.25 Crow: a day or two, it got above 0, so I covered the pin with a pile of snow, to keep the fries cool
2016-03-06 09:31.40 dU.Suz:*purrs louder*
2016-03-06 09:31.42 easylee:.::LOL::.
2016-03-06 09:31.49 Crow: it melted some, then refroze again.
2016-03-06 09:31.55 easylee:thats no good
2016-03-06 09:32.06 dU.Suz:it would´ve been easier to just throw them away...
2016-03-06 09:32.09 dU.Suz:^^
2016-03-06 09:32.10 easylee:lol
2016-03-06 09:32.13 Crow: so we reach today, I see that the weather for next week is going to be all +
2016-03-06 09:32.22 Crow: lol suz that´s what everybody said
2016-03-06 09:32.22 dU.Suz:or what the hell, give them away
2016-03-06 09:32.33 easylee:give them to a homeless kitchen
2016-03-06 09:32.36 dU.Suz:yes
2016-03-06 09:32.39 Crow: but I say "noo, free fries, must eat!"
2016-03-06 09:32.43 easylee:^^
2016-03-06 09:32.45 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:32.53 easylee:he is a good collector
2016-03-06 09:32.55 dU.Suz:if it´s too much, then give away some
2016-03-06 09:32.56 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:32.59 easylee:like in the "old" days LOL
2016-03-06 09:33.00 Crow: I offered to some friends, but no one ended up taking anything
2016-03-06 09:33.10 Crow: so a shame to toss them,
2016-03-06 09:33.11 easylee:oh
2016-03-06 09:33.15 easylee:yes
2016-03-06 09:33.22 Crow: also I made some, tasted them and they are quite good
2016-03-06 09:33.29 easylee:hahaha
2016-03-06 09:33.32 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:33.38 easylee:teaser fries got him
2016-03-06 09:33.43 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-03-06 09:33.45 easylee:and killed the sink
2016-03-06 09:33.50 Crow: anyway, so we reach today, I take the bin inside the house, bring it to the basement
2016-03-06 09:34.08 Crow: there is a laundry room there and this large fiberglass utility sink
2016-03-06 09:34.32 easylee:its like a chemistry lesson about temperature
2016-03-06 09:34.41 Crow: I let the bin thaw a bit, so and btw it is super heavy as I bring it home,
2016-03-06 09:34.42 easylee:or physics
2016-03-06 09:34.50 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:34.51 easylee:lmao crow
2016-03-06 09:34.57 Crow: maybe twice what it was compared to when I took it out
2016-03-06 09:35.13 easylee:team: "Killer Fries"
2016-03-06 09:35.18 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-03-06 09:35.20 easylee:^^
2016-03-06 09:35.24 Crow: so it thaws for a bit, I then think "ok I"ll just spill out the fries to the sink"
2016-03-06 09:35.36 easylee:lmao
2016-03-06 09:35.37 dU.Suz:lol sure... just spill them
2016-03-06 09:35.38 Crow: I lift the bin to the sink, overturn it,
2016-03-06 09:36.00 Crow: and... out comes crashing this huuuge block of solidly frozen together bags of fries,
2016-03-06 09:36.04 easylee:HAHAHA
2016-03-06 09:36.09 Crow: oh and it did crash!
2016-03-06 09:36.14 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-03-06 09:36.23 easylee:nice job crow lmao
2016-03-06 09:36.25 dU.Suz:i´m sorry... xD
2016-03-06 09:36.26 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-03-06 09:36.30 Crow: brike the bottom of the sink...
2016-03-06 09:36.42 Crow: so I put a pail under it,
2016-03-06 09:36.46 GIN93R: PEE TIME !!!!!!!!
2016-03-06 09:36.53 easylee:thats exactly one of these events which could have happened to
2016-03-06 09:36.58 Crow: and later took a hammer and began breaking the ice and separating the bags
2016-03-06 09:36.59 easylee:me
2016-03-06 09:37.17 easylee:hahaha
2016-03-06 09:37.26 easylee:"i walk miles for fries"
2016-03-06 09:37.26 Crow: yea... well I thought the sink would have been stronger tbh
2016-03-06 09:37.31 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:37.37 dU.Suz:he won´t let that go now
2016-03-06 09:37.40 easylee:rofl
2016-03-06 09:37.44 Crow: now I need a new sink
2016-03-06 09:37.49 easylee:damn lol
2016-03-06 09:37.57 easylee:lol
2016-03-06 09:38.03 dU.Suz:lol
2016-03-06 09:38.09 dU.Suz:we are loling but we are sorry
2016-03-06 09:38.10 Crow: I will make a temporary repair so it doesn´t leak,
2016-03-06 09:38.15 easylee:thkx for sharing this,our condolences

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