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Match Infos
MatchID:132700
Players:5
Teamscore:37,683
Monsterleft:12
Deaths:13
Suicides:0
TeamKills:0
Distance traveled:35,74km
Map Time:01:11:25
Playdate:2016-04-04 07:27:52
Team Awards:
  PlayerScoreDeathsSuicidesTeamKillsTimeDistance
ALL_DAY1749 5 0 0 01:11:25 12,85km
Scourge51445 6 0 0 00:55:00 12,34km
EEE_PC*162561 0 0 0 00:25:02 5,86km
ElMaCaNoN26824 1 0 0 00:16:15 3,37km
MiguelAlex2115 1 0 0 00:15:24 1,31km

Monster Kill Statistic
Player Other TOTAL
ALL_DAY 0 0 0 0 0 0 7/5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7
Scourge 22/1 8 0 0 0 0 53/4 0 0 19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/1 102
EEE_PC* 16 3 3 0 0 0 31 0 0 36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 89
ElMaCaNoN 0 0 0 0 0 0 20/1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 20
MiguelAlex 0 0 0 0 0 0 5/1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Monster killed         Killed by Monster
Chatlog
2016-04-04 06:21.32 ALL_DAY:!p
2016-04-04 06:22.08 ALL_DAY: hey kitty
2016-04-04 06:22.10 ALL_DAY: !p
2016-04-04 06:22.14 Ariana:hi puppy o:
2016-04-04 06:22.23 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:22.26 Ariana:why are you alone here o:
2016-04-04 06:22.49 ALL_DAY: :O
2016-04-04 06:22.53 ALL_DAY: just cuz :o
2016-04-04 06:22.57 Ariana:aw xD
2016-04-04 06:23.03 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:23.09 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:23.17 ALL_DAY: what were you doing? :o
2016-04-04 06:23.39 Ariana:sleeping o:
2016-04-04 06:23.46 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:23.50 ALL_DAY: for how long? :o
2016-04-04 06:24.08 Ariana:I went to sleep around 10 I think
2016-04-04 06:24.22 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:24.29 ALL_DAY: wow you were asleep all day :o
2016-04-04 06:24.40 Ariana:I set the alarm at 4:50 to wait for you when you get home
2016-04-04 06:24.52 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:24.53 Ariana:you mean all night? xD
2016-04-04 06:24.57 ALL_DAY: all night :o
2016-04-04 06:24.59 ALL_DAY: yeah
2016-04-04 06:25.02 ALL_DAY: its day here tho so xD
2016-04-04 06:25.03 Ariana::P
2016-04-04 06:25.06 Ariana:oh xD
2016-04-04 06:25.12 ALL_DAY: yeah xD
2016-04-04 06:25.17 ALL_DAY: you set an alarm? :o
2016-04-04 06:25.20 ALL_DAY: what happened? :o
2016-04-04 06:25.25 ALL_DAY: now its night
2016-04-04 06:25.29 ALL_DAY: but it was day xD
2016-04-04 06:25.32 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:25.42 Ariana:I refreshed servers but I didnt see you on
2016-04-04 06:25.46 Ariana:so I fell asleep again
2016-04-04 06:25.51 Ariana:and I just woke up o:
2016-04-04 06:25.59 ALL_DAY: :O
2016-04-04 06:26.04 ALL_DAY: I missed you kitty D:
2016-04-04 06:26.12 Ariana:aw <3
2016-04-04 06:26.16 Ariana:when did you come home o:
2016-04-04 06:26.28 ALL_DAY: come home from where? :o
2016-04-04 06:26.33 Ariana:work o:
2016-04-04 06:26.39 ALL_DAY: I worked yesterday morning :o
2016-04-04 06:26.43 ALL_DAY: and I work tmw :o
2016-04-04 06:26.47 ALL_DAY: not today tho :o
2016-04-04 06:26.52 Ariana:I thought you worked today o:
2016-04-04 06:26.58 Ariana:thats why I went to sleep
2016-04-04 06:27.02 ALL_DAY: oops
2016-04-04 06:27.08 ALL_DAY: I meant the morning today wtf xD
2016-04-04 06:27.12 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:27.22 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:27.29 Ariana:aw
2016-04-04 06:27.41 ALL_DAY: I got home early :o
2016-04-04 06:27.45 ALL_DAY: like at 2 pm :o
2016-04-04 06:27.50 ALL_DAY: I took a nap at 4
2016-04-04 06:27.56 ALL_DAY: you weren´t on yeah :o
2016-04-04 06:28.06 Ariana:and I thought you´d come home at 5 am (my time)
2016-04-04 06:28.13 ALL_DAY: yeah :o
2016-04-04 06:28.15 ALL_DAY: thats tmw :o
2016-04-04 06:28.15 Ariana:like usually
2016-04-04 06:28.18 Ariana:ah okay
2016-04-04 06:28.24 ALL_DAY: yeah foreal D:
2016-04-04 06:28.29 ALL_DAY: and yeah xD
2016-04-04 06:28.35 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:28.58 ALL_DAY: yeah :o
2016-04-04 06:29.03 Ariana:did your headache stop last night? :c
2016-04-04 06:29.07 ALL_DAY: yeah :o
2016-04-04 06:29.11 Ariana:good <3
2016-04-04 06:29.16 ALL_DAY: mm kitty <3
2016-04-04 06:29.23 Ariana:xD <3
2016-04-04 06:29.31 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:29.53 Ariana:(>´ ´)>
2016-04-04 06:29.57 ALL_DAY: <(´ ´<)
2016-04-04 06:30.09 ALL_DAY: hey do you have lots of guy friends? :o
2016-04-04 06:30.17 Ariana:hmm
2016-04-04 06:30.35 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:30.46 Ariana:well when I went to school yeah cause I was friends with everyo
2016-04-04 06:30.49 Ariana:everyone*
2016-04-04 06:30.53 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:31.05 Ariana:when school ended everyone kinda went their own way
2016-04-04 06:31.09 ALL_DAY: did you hang out outside of school?
2016-04-04 06:31.16 ALL_DAY: while there was still school for you?
2016-04-04 06:31.17 Ariana:so pretty much no one hangs out with eachother anymore
2016-04-04 06:31.28 Ariana:yeah I did
2016-04-04 06:31.35 Ariana:but I wasnt the only girl though
2016-04-04 06:31.37 ALL_DAY: lots of guys and stuff? :o
2016-04-04 06:31.58 Ariana:not so many,it was like a squad
2016-04-04 06:32.00 ALL_DAY: was it more guys than girls?
2016-04-04 06:32.05 Ariana:we´d be on a lunch break together
2016-04-04 06:32.06 Ariana:no
2016-04-04 06:32.09 ALL_DAY: oh okay
2016-04-04 06:32.10 Ariana:it was kinda even
2016-04-04 06:32.13 ALL_DAY: like 50/50
2016-04-04 06:32.14 ALL_DAY: yeah
2016-04-04 06:32.29 Ariana:it always depends who´d join us
2016-04-04 06:32.37 ALL_DAY: don´t you know a lot of sluts? :o
2016-04-04 06:32.46 Ariana:yeah xD
2016-04-04 06:32.49 Ariana:girl talks
2016-04-04 06:32.56 ALL_DAY: and you hang out with them huh? xD
2016-04-04 06:33.04 Ariana:not really xD
2016-04-04 06:33.14 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:33.16 Ariana:cause people assume you´re like them
2016-04-04 06:33.19 Ariana:if you hang out with them
2016-04-04 06:33.20 ALL_DAY: exactly
2016-04-04 06:33.24 ALL_DAY: girls flock together
2016-04-04 06:33.27 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:33.35 ALL_DAY: you´d be one of them if you did :o
2016-04-04 06:33.42 Ariana:o:
2016-04-04 06:33.53 Ariana:there was a video of my cousin
2016-04-04 06:34.00 Ariana:not a close cousin though
2016-04-04 06:34.12 Ariana:we´re related but not that much
2016-04-04 06:34.24 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:34.25 Ariana:there was a video of her naked in a car
2016-04-04 06:34.38 ALL_DAY: and? xD
2016-04-04 06:34.40 Ariana:and one guy from my class and his friend
2016-04-04 06:34.48 Ariana:they were filming her and telling her
2016-04-04 06:34.49 ALL_DAY: a threesome? :o
2016-04-04 06:34.54 Ariana:to say "Im a slut"
2016-04-04 06:34.58 ALL_DAY: wow :o
2016-04-04 06:35.03 Ariana:she was looking down
2016-04-04 06:35.08 Ariana:and they were like say it!
2016-04-04 06:35.13 Ariana:and she mumbled it
2016-04-04 06:35.23 Ariana:they were like loud and clear
2016-04-04 06:35.29 Ariana:and she did it
2016-04-04 06:35.36 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:35.39 Ariana:it was just..
2016-04-04 06:35.40 ALL_DAY: omg ariana :o
2016-04-04 06:35.43 ALL_DAY: tbh ariana
2016-04-04 06:35.58 ALL_DAY: lots of things about people you know are a trip xD
2016-04-04 06:36.04 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:36.12 ALL_DAY: hella trippy on that one wow xD
2016-04-04 06:36.18 Ariana:well xD
2016-04-04 06:36.21 Ariana:not my fault xD
2016-04-04 06:36.23 ALL_DAY: did she fuck both of them or something? xD
2016-04-04 06:36.30 Ariana:no idea but I guess she did
2016-04-04 06:36.37 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:36.38 Ariana:there was this guy in my class
2016-04-04 06:36.42 Ariana:his name is elvis
2016-04-04 06:36.48 Ariana:I couldnt stand him
2016-04-04 06:37.09 Ariana:he´d get blow jobs by that one and 2 other girls from my class
2016-04-04 06:37.22 Ariana:hes gross,he used to hang out with us
2016-04-04 06:37.33 Ariana:and he´d pick and flirt with me
2016-04-04 06:37.44 Ariana:I was always mean and rude to him
2016-04-04 06:37.45 ALL_DAY: and the people you hung out with gave him blowjobs or was it just random girls
2016-04-04 06:37.51 Scourge:!p
2016-04-04 06:37.57 ALL_DAY: hey pingo
2016-04-04 06:38.05 Ariana:no it was the same girl from the car and her 2 friends
2016-04-04 06:38.06 Scourge: hi djake
2016-04-04 06:38.09 Ariana:hi pingo
2016-04-04 06:38.12 Scourge: hi ari
2016-04-04 06:38.18 ALL_DAY: oh okay
2016-04-04 06:38.21 Ariana:yeah its gros
2016-04-04 06:38.25 Ariana:gross*
2016-04-04 06:38.44 Ariana:like,idk if they fall under pressure for sleeping with such guy
2016-04-04 06:38.47 Ariana:guys*
2016-04-04 06:39.00 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:39.02 Ariana:blackmailed or smth
2016-04-04 06:39.07 Scourge: wait, what?
2016-04-04 06:39.15 Ariana:Id never let that happen
2016-04-04 06:39.27 Ariana:just talking about slut girls from my school xD
2016-04-04 06:39.38 ALL_DAY: wait you know your cousin that had surgery?
2016-04-04 06:39.40 ALL_DAY: the guy?
2016-04-04 06:39.48 Scourge: hey, not my place to judge if the guys seem ok
2016-04-04 06:39.49 ALL_DAY: isn´t that the brother of your slut cousin? :o
2016-04-04 06:40.00 Ariana:yeah
2016-04-04 06:40.08 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:40.15 Ariana:wait why did you mention him?
2016-04-04 06:40.30 Ariana:yeah pingo but they were not ok xD
2016-04-04 06:40.31 ALL_DAY: cuz you once told me he was hot or something xD
2016-04-04 06:40.44 Ariana:cause they try to get every girl to sleep with them
2016-04-04 06:40.48 Scourge: so girls that will hook up with the douchiest of nozzles
2016-04-04 06:40.49 Ariana:and they blackmail them
2016-04-04 06:41.07 Ariana:xD yeah but he has nothing to do with this
2016-04-04 06:41.14 ALL_DAY: O.o
2016-04-04 06:41.17 ALL_DAY: i know
2016-04-04 06:41.20 ALL_DAY: but still xD
2016-04-04 06:41.24 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:41.36 ALL_DAY: you said your own cousin was hot :o
2016-04-04 06:41.51 Ariana:hes good looking,whats wrong with that xD
2016-04-04 06:41.52 Scourge: i don´t question attraction anymore
2016-04-04 06:42.01 Scourge: it´s there, nothing you can really do about it
2016-04-04 06:42.23 ALL_DAY: nothing xD as long as you don´t wanna do anything with him xD
2016-04-04 06:42.41 Ariana:yeah pingo but we all still want a good looking partner
2016-04-04 06:42.47 Ariana:I cant lie about that xD
2016-04-04 06:42.56 Ariana:wow jacob xD
2016-04-04 06:43.00 ALL_DAY: just sayin
2016-04-04 06:43.01 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:43.09 Ariana:I told you hes annoying xD
2016-04-04 06:43.12 ALL_DAY: yeah
2016-04-04 06:43.15 Scourge: but he´s still hot
2016-04-04 06:43.16 ALL_DAY: but if he wasn´t
2016-04-04 06:43.28 Ariana:hes gross,when he eats,I wanna stab myself with a knife
2016-04-04 06:43.41 Scourge: shovels are better for stabbing oneself with
2016-04-04 06:43.42 ALL_DAY: okay xD
2016-04-04 06:43.42 Ariana:no cause he is like 16
2016-04-04 06:43.47 Ariana:hes like
2016-04-04 06:43.48 ALL_DAY: okay
2016-04-04 06:43.49 Scourge: oh, so underage and cousin
2016-04-04 06:43.51 Scourge: FORBIDDEN
2016-04-04 06:43.53 ALL_DAY: thats hot
2016-04-04 06:43.54 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:43.54 ALL_DAY: :o
2016-04-04 06:43.58 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:44.01 Ariana:no I just said hes a nice looking guy xD
2016-04-04 06:44.11 Ariana:but horrible personality
2016-04-04 06:44.15 Scourge: a handsome lad you wish wasn´t annoying and related to you?
2016-04-04 06:44.15 ALL_DAY: alright xD
2016-04-04 06:44.31 Ariana:nooo I was just saying that he looks good
2016-04-04 06:44.34 Ariana:xD..
2016-04-04 06:44.37 ALL_DAY: would you fuck him if he was atleast 18 and he had a good personality? xD
2016-04-04 06:44.39 Scourge: good genes in other words :D
2016-04-04 06:44.48 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:44.58 Ariana:wow jacob o.o
2016-04-04 06:44.58 Scourge: life´s too short...
2016-04-04 06:45.01 Ariana:no!
2016-04-04 06:45.05 ALL_DAY: x´D good
2016-04-04 06:45.15 Ariana:that´d be so wrong and awkward
2016-04-04 06:45.21 Scourge: loll
2016-04-04 06:45.24 Scourge: think of the family dinners after
2016-04-04 06:45.29 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:45.34 ALL_DAY: well
2016-04-04 06:45.35 Ariana:well we´re not on good terms lately xD
2016-04-04 06:45.42 Ariana:a few days ago I had to tell their dad off
2016-04-04 06:46.47 Scourge: i´m so frustrated
2016-04-04 06:46.49 Scourge: ugh
2016-04-04 06:46.50 Ariana:why?
2016-04-04 06:46.59 Scourge: i don´t know if you want the answer to that, lol
2016-04-04 06:47.04 Ariana:o.o
2016-04-04 06:47.05 ALL_DAY: what?
2016-04-04 06:47.08 ALL_DAY: just say it man xD
2016-04-04 06:47.09 Ariana:what happened?
2016-04-04 06:47.38 Scourge: the short version is that i´m bad at conveying that i´m an okay person to have sex with
2016-04-04 06:48.35 Ariana:uhm
2016-04-04 06:48.45 Scourge: i know...
2016-04-04 06:48.48 Ariana:keep talking I guess xD
2016-04-04 06:49.09 ALL_DAY: why are you thinking about that tho?
2016-04-04 06:49.10 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:49.41 Scourge: it´s tangentially related...
2016-04-04 06:49.48 ALL_DAY: is a another girl?
2016-04-04 06:49.51 ALL_DAY: it*
2016-04-04 06:49.51 Scourge: and there was a cute girl at the bar that was giving me that body language and stuff...
2016-04-04 06:49.58 Scourge: and i awked it up like i always do with strangers
2016-04-04 06:49.58 Ariana:o:
2016-04-04 06:50.06 ALL_DAY: foreal?
2016-04-04 06:50.07 Scourge: 95% of the time
2016-04-04 06:50.09 Scourge: yes
2016-04-04 06:50.14 ALL_DAY: what do you say?
2016-04-04 06:50.22 ALL_DAY: how do you greet them? :o
2016-04-04 06:50.31 Ariana:here comes the expert
2016-04-04 06:50.32 Scourge: well, i came up to her and said hi, and that i thought she had an awesome pouty face
2016-04-04 06:50.34 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:50.35 Scourge: because she does
2016-04-04 06:50.39 Ariana:aw xD
2016-04-04 06:50.42 Scourge: super cute asian girl
2016-04-04 06:50.46 Ariana:o:
2016-04-04 06:50.50 Scourge: and i didn´t even like asian girls for the longest time
2016-04-04 06:50.50 Ariana:I wish I was asian
2016-04-04 06:50.55 Ariana:how come?
2016-04-04 06:51.00 Ariana:you´re half chinese
2016-04-04 06:51.02 ALL_DAY: yeah ariana is all into anime
2016-04-04 06:51.03 Scourge: remind me of my mom too much...
2016-04-04 06:51.08 Ariana:ohh
2016-04-04 06:51.25 Scourge: but she was cute and friendly and she reciprocated an arm touch
2016-04-04 06:51.33 Scourge: and then i started flailing verbally, and i don´t understand why
2016-04-04 06:51.39 Ariana:she touched his flippers o:
2016-04-04 06:51.49 Ariana:xD aw
2016-04-04 06:52.01 Scourge: i´m a bachelor penguin... i just need to be honest about my needs
2016-04-04 06:52.12 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:52.14 Ariana:so what happened
2016-04-04 06:52.29 Scourge: she went to the bathroom, because i talked to her quickly just before she went in...
2016-04-04 06:52.39 Scourge: and i said when we´re done we should talk, and then i just never went back up to her
2016-04-04 06:52.43 Scourge: when you´re done*
2016-04-04 06:52.50 Ariana:why not o:
2016-04-04 06:53.09 Scourge: worried i´d bungled it up with my phrasing before she went
2016-04-04 06:53.24 Ariana:o:
2016-04-04 06:53.39 Ariana:I never thought you could do that
2016-04-04 06:53.54 Scourge: online coming up with clever stuff to say is easy...
2016-04-04 06:54.01 Scourge: in the real world i have to react faster
2016-04-04 06:54.02 ALL_DAY: yeah xD
2016-04-04 06:54.05 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:54.13 ALL_DAY: eghh
2016-04-04 06:54.14 Scourge: and when i´m anxious it´s much harder
2016-04-04 06:54.16 ALL_DAY: its not that bad xD
2016-04-04 06:54.33 Scourge: well see, if i had been good with girls from the time i was like 13
2016-04-04 06:54.37 Scourge: i wouldnt have anxiety
2016-04-04 06:54.41 Ariana:yeah,Im too shy in real xD
2016-04-04 06:54.44 Scourge: but i did, and so i never tried it, so i never improved
2016-04-04 06:54.46 ALL_DAY: true xD
2016-04-04 06:54.55 ALL_DAY: yeah
2016-04-04 06:54.59 ALL_DAY: its practice as well
2016-04-04 06:55.04 Scourge: it´s 100% practice
2016-04-04 06:55.10 ALL_DAY: yeah haha xD
2016-04-04 06:55.15 Scourge: showcasing wit and a good personality is a skill
2016-04-04 06:55.18 Ariana:how do you approach a girl jacob xD
2016-04-04 06:55.20 ALL_DAY: you learn by failing tho man
2016-04-04 06:55.23 Scourge: i know
2016-04-04 06:55.33 ALL_DAY: lol xD
2016-04-04 06:55.39 ALL_DAY: just like how i´d approach anyone tbh xD
2016-04-04 06:55.56 ALL_DAY: Like i´d introduce myself and what not
2016-04-04 06:55.59 Scourge: i wouldn´t tell a guy he has an awesome pouty face
2016-04-04 06:56.07 Ariana:x´D
2016-04-04 06:56.07 ALL_DAY: let me finish
2016-04-04 06:56.09 Scourge: well, maybe i would
2016-04-04 06:56.10 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 06:56.15 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:56.27 Ariana:so weird like
2016-04-04 06:56.29 Scourge: brb cookie
2016-04-04 06:56.30 ALL_DAY: then i´d say things in a smooth way
2016-04-04 06:56.39 Ariana:we girls always tell eachother we look great,cute,hot
2016-04-04 06:56.42 ALL_DAY: indirectly and directly xD
2016-04-04 06:56.46 Ariana:and you guys cant do it xD
2016-04-04 06:56.51 ALL_DAY: yeah xD
2016-04-04 06:57.07 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 06:57.15 ALL_DAY: I could tell you that tho :]
2016-04-04 06:57.51 ALL_DAY: cookie
2016-04-04 06:57.56 Scourge: no diabeto
2016-04-04 06:57.59 Scourge: roll back to kitchen
2016-04-04 06:58.41 Scourge: look how shy ari´s being now
2016-04-04 06:59.19 Scourge: wait...
2016-04-04 06:59.21 Scourge: where did she go?
2016-04-04 06:59.27 ALL_DAY: she just dipped
2016-04-04 06:59.33 ALL_DAY: maybe her internet went down idk
2016-04-04 06:59.41 ALL_DAY: why?
2016-04-04 06:59.43 Scourge: that´s bad timing, lol
2016-04-04 06:59.52 ALL_DAY: what do you mean? xD
2016-04-04 07:00.01 Ariana:>.<
2016-04-04 07:00.10 ALL_DAY: kitty? :o
2016-04-04 07:00.13 Ariana:yeah? o:
2016-04-04 07:00.14 Scourge: cabbit
2016-04-04 07:00.17 ALL_DAY: hey :o
2016-04-04 07:00.22 Ariana:I´ve got so many nicknames xD
2016-04-04 07:00.23 ALL_DAY: but yo pingo
2016-04-04 07:00.24 Ariana:hi :o
2016-04-04 07:00.26 ALL_DAY: yeah foreal
2016-04-04 07:00.29 ALL_DAY: thats a trip
2016-04-04 07:00.41 ALL_DAY: but yo pingo don´t be afraid to fail xD
2016-04-04 07:00.44 Ariana:who is the girl in the pingo onesie? o:
2016-04-04 07:00.50 Scourge: oh
2016-04-04 07:00.54 Scourge: she´s a frienemy
2016-04-04 07:00.54 Ariana:is that ariana?
2016-04-04 07:00.58 Ariana:oh?
2016-04-04 07:01.09 ALL_DAY: ariana? :o
2016-04-04 07:01.12 Scourge: we hang out a lot, but sometimes she´s just an ass
2016-04-04 07:01.13 Scourge: like
2016-04-04 07:01.16 Ariana:yeah he has some friend called ariana
2016-04-04 07:01.20 Scourge: i went to this bar a long way away tonight
2016-04-04 07:01.21 ALL_DAY: lol wow
2016-04-04 07:01.26 Scourge: wait what?
2016-04-04 07:01.28 Scourge: this is news to me
2016-04-04 07:01.31 Scourge: her name isnt ariana lol
2016-04-04 07:01.34 Ariana:not that one
2016-04-04 07:01.36 ALL_DAY: umm ariana?
2016-04-04 07:01.40 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 07:01.40 Scourge: ohhhh
2016-04-04 07:01.41 Scourge: wait
2016-04-04 07:01.41 Ariana:the one you told me abou
2016-04-04 07:01.42 Ariana:about*
2016-04-04 07:01.43 Scourge: that ariana
2016-04-04 07:01.45 Ariana:yeah xD
2016-04-04 07:01.47 Scourge: we stopped talking after, um...
2016-04-04 07:02.40 ALL_DAY: O.o
2016-04-04 07:02.43 Ariana:I guess the story is over xD
2016-04-04 07:02.55 ALL_DAY: o.o
2016-04-04 07:02.57 Scourge: after she cheated on her boyfriend with me. :
2016-04-04 07:03.02 Ariana:O:
2016-04-04 07:03.23 Scourge: yeah. not the best decision.
2016-04-04 07:03.38 Ariana:>.< yeah
2016-04-04 07:03.50 ALL_DAY: you had sex? xD
2016-04-04 07:03.55 ALL_DAY: with a girl named ariana>
2016-04-04 07:03.56 ALL_DAY: ?
2016-04-04 07:04.11 Scourge: objection your honor
2016-04-04 07:04.16 ALL_DAY: okay xD
2016-04-04 07:04.19 ALL_DAY: then how? xD
2016-04-04 07:04.41 Scourge: that means "yes, but i don´t particularly want to talk about it"
2016-04-04 07:04.44 Scourge: it´s a joke
2016-04-04 07:04.44 Ariana:theres so many ways you can cheat on a girl day
2016-04-04 07:04.52 ALL_DAY: lol xD
2016-04-04 07:04.55 ALL_DAY: I know
2016-04-04 07:05.00 Ariana:yeah you do xD
2016-04-04 07:05.01 ALL_DAY: I know that ariana
2016-04-04 07:05.06 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 07:05.06 Ariana:mhm xD
2016-04-04 07:05.18 EEE_PC_901*: hii
2016-04-04 07:05.26 Scourge: hi
2016-04-04 07:05.44 Scourge: i know what i´m doing... i think... just nervous and unpracticed...
2016-04-04 07:05.48 Scourge: when i´m not nervous,
2016-04-04 07:05.50 Scourge: it´s so easy...
2016-04-04 07:05.57 Ariana:of course o:
2016-04-04 07:05.58 ALL_DAY: yeah
2016-04-04 07:06.12 Ariana:we girls dont struggle that much since
2016-04-04 07:06.13 ALL_DAY: just don´t be afraid to fail man
2016-04-04 07:06.21 Ariana:we wait for you guys to make the first move xD
2016-04-04 07:06.24 Scourge: since you just need to be hot
2016-04-04 07:06.25 Scourge: :D
2016-04-04 07:06.33 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 07:06.40 ALL_DAY: or smooth xD
2016-04-04 07:06.43 Scourge: that comes with its own problems though
2016-04-04 07:06.44 Ariana:and we usually never come up to a guy xD
2016-04-04 07:06.54 Ariana:we tease until they come to us xD
2016-04-04 07:07.03 Scourge: yeah, i should have gone back up to that girl tonight if i wanted to talk to her
2016-04-04 07:07.05 Scourge: instead of waiting around
2016-04-04 07:07.13 Scourge: but i didn´t want to be that guy if she wasn´t interested
2016-04-04 07:07.14 Ariana:yeah :c
2016-04-04 07:07.28 Ariana:but you dont know that yet
2016-04-04 07:07.46 Scourge: and now i never will. :3
2016-04-04 07:07.46 Scourge: -= FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD! =-
2016-04-04 07:07.50 Ariana::c
2016-04-04 07:08.00 Scourge: infinite women works
2016-04-04 07:08.01 Scourge: it is o
2016-04-04 07:08.03 Scourge: k
2016-04-04 07:08.03 ALL_DAY: if you see her again then you will if you go talk to her xD
2016-04-04 07:08.12 Scourge: she´ll be like why did you ditch
2016-04-04 07:08.29 Ariana:cause Im a nervous pingo
2016-04-04 07:08.29 ALL_DAY: maybe
2016-04-04 07:08.41 Scourge: actually, the i was nervous response might not be so bad
2016-04-04 07:08.49 Ariana:yeah o:
2016-04-04 07:09.04 Ariana:its cute and Im sure she´ll like to hear that xD
2016-04-04 07:09.11 Scourge: yeahh but i mean
2016-04-04 07:09.19 Scourge: like something i´ve learned hardcore from you is
2016-04-04 07:09.39 Scourge: where is the line between cute like a devilishly cute sort of person, and cute like i just want to tuck it into bed and breastfeed it
2016-04-04 07:10.04 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 07:10.13 ALL_DAY: haha xD
2016-04-04 07:12.42 Scourge: i have this co-worker...
2016-04-04 07:12.47 Scourge: incredible hot
2016-04-04 07:12.51 Scourge: strawberry red-headed
2016-04-04 07:12.53 Ariana:o:
2016-04-04 07:12.54 Scourge: gamer girl
2016-04-04 07:12.55 ALL_DAY: foreal?
2016-04-04 07:12.58 ALL_DAY: red head hmm
2016-04-04 07:13.09 Scourge: and she likes me, and we get along great
2016-04-04 07:13.13 Scourge: ...and she has a boyfriend.
2016-04-04 07:13.16 Scourge: >:|||||
2016-04-04 07:13.21 Ariana:dang it
2016-04-04 07:13.22 ALL_DAY: likes you?
2016-04-04 07:13.27 ALL_DAY: you sure its not just friendly man?
2016-04-04 07:13.33 Ariana:get her to like you so she can ditch him xD
2016-04-04 07:13.43 Scourge: i´m pretty sure they´re like, serious
2016-04-04 07:13.49 Scourge: cause i think they´re living together
2016-04-04 07:14.16 Ariana:yeah but you never know o:
2016-04-04 07:14.21 ALL_DAY: naw
2016-04-04 07:14.30 ALL_DAY: she can´t be unloyal like that xD
2016-04-04 07:14.38 Scourge: there are enough girls out there that i don´t want to fuck with that again
2016-04-04 07:14.43 ALL_DAY: do you mean she like likes you?
2016-04-04 07:14.43 Ariana:no I mean he never knows what might happen with them
2016-04-04 07:14.51 Ariana:oh
2016-04-04 07:14.55 Scourge: i´m not sure how she´d react if i flirted
2016-04-04 07:15.00 Scourge: so i work in genetics, right?
2016-04-04 07:15.02 ALL_DAY: yeah you never flirted xD
2016-04-04 07:15.05 Scourge: she looks at this thing on my computer
2016-04-04 07:15.09 ALL_DAY: so its probably just friendly man
2016-04-04 07:15.21 Scourge: well, that´s kind of what i meant
2016-04-04 07:15.24 ALL_DAY: oh okay
2016-04-04 07:15.26 ALL_DAY: O.o
2016-04-04 07:16.54 Scourge: but yeah, genetics...
2016-04-04 07:17.04 Scourge: if you put genetic material into a gene...
2016-04-04 07:17.09 Scourge: that´s a mutation called an "insertion"
2016-04-04 07:17.14 Scourge: she sees this written out on my computer,
2016-04-04 07:17.16 Scourge: and she´s like,
2016-04-04 07:17.23 Scourge: ´that´s the biggest insertion i´ve ever seen´
2016-04-04 07:17.26 Scourge: and i´m just like
2016-04-04 07:17.28 Scourge: .........
2016-04-04 07:17.33 Ariana:o:
2016-04-04 07:18.04 ALL_DAY: what do you think about that?
2016-04-04 07:18.33 Scourge: amazing word choice
2016-04-04 07:18.46 ALL_DAY: ah alright :o
2016-04-04 07:19.15 Scourge: why, would you pull a kush and be like "i bet i could show you bigger"
2016-04-04 07:19.42 ALL_DAY: no xD
2016-04-04 07:19.42 Ariana:wow xD
2016-04-04 07:19.47 ALL_DAY: I wouldn´t xD
2016-04-04 07:19.59 Scourge: i think that would have gotten me fired.
2016-04-04 07:20.04 Scourge: like,
2016-04-04 07:20.05 Scourge: 90% sure.
2016-04-04 07:20.08 Ariana:xD
2016-04-04 07:20.29 Scourge: laboratory access?
2016-04-04 07:20.31 Scourge: what the fuck
2016-04-04 07:20.36 EEE_PC_901*: come here
2016-04-04 07:24.06 Scourge: what would you think about that allday
2016-04-04 07:24.18 Scourge: pretty sure it was 100% unintentional
2016-04-04 07:25.40 Ariana:
2016-04-04 07:25.44 Scourge:  
2016-04-04 07:26.02 Scourge: *dons paw mittens*
2016-04-04 07:26.11 Ariana:x´D
2016-04-04 07:27.27 Scourge: good jod...
2016-04-04 07:27.40 Scourge: *paws decisively*
2016-04-04 07:27.43 ALL_DAY: 100 percent unintentional? xD
2016-04-04 07:27.52 Scourge: she probably thought about it afterwards
2016-04-04 07:27.58 Scourge: i didn´t say anything
2016-04-04 07:28.02 ALL_DAY: if I thought about getting fired then I wouldn´t say shit neither
2016-04-04 07:28.03 ALL_DAY: xD
2016-04-04 07:28.27 Scourge: whatever you said, it crashed my ut
2016-04-04 07:28.57 Scourge: what you say?
2016-04-04 07:29.11 ALL_DAY: lol
2016-04-04 07:29.13 ALL_DAY: if I thought about getting fired then I wouldn´t say shit neither
2016-04-04 07:29.17 Scourge: troof
2016-04-04 07:29.27 Scourge: lolbrutes
2016-04-04 07:29.29 Scourge: you would

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