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MH-TheGateKeeper
Match Infos
MatchID:41050
Players:12
Teamscore:45,060
Monsterleft:1
Deaths:149
Suicides:1
TeamKills:3
Distance traveled:38,25km
Map Time:00:28:40
Playdate:2012-05-16 07:49:25
Team Awards:
  PlayerScoreDeathsSuicidesTeamKillsTimeDistance
[-.o]4511 15 0 0 00:28:40 6,24km
Umoo3286 16 0 0 00:28:40 4,46km
Zeus14996 16 0 1 00:28:40 5,17km
Jetlagg56545 10 0 0 00:28:40 3,84km
CUMMED_ON_UR_FACE758 9 0 2 00:20:30 0,93km
Kapn_Krunch2195 18 0 0 00:18:06 3,72km
shuttlecock5168 12 0 0 00:16:38 2,95km
Kaetz|newb5990 14 0 0 00:15:41 2,84km
Doc3104 11 0 0 00:12:17 2,04km
angel3809 5 1 0 00:11:22 2,82km
versant8338 11 0 0 00:07:43 1,70km
cough8832 12 0 0 00:07:34 1,55km

Monster Kill Statistic
Player Other TOTAL
[-.o] 1/1 1 0/3 0/1 0/2 0 5/2 3/1 0 3 3/2 0 1/1 1/1 0 0 0 0 0/2 18
Umoo 0 0 1/1 0/4 3/1 1/1 0/2 0 0/1 0 0/2 0 0/2 21 0 0 0 0 0/2 26
Zeus 2 3 4/1 0/3 1/3 0 0 0 1 0 5/5 0 1/1 0 0 0 0 0 0/2 17
Jetlagg 0 0 8 0 1/1 0 1/2 0 0/1 0 1/4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/3 11
CUMMED_ON_UR_FACE 0 0 0 0/2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/1 0/1 0 0 0 0 0/3 0
Kapn_Krunch 0/1 0 0 3/6 0/3 0/1 1/1 0 0/2 0 1/1 0 0/1 6/2 0 0 0 0 0 11
shuttlecock 1/1 0 0 2/4 0/1 0/1 0/1 0 0 3 1/2 0 0/1 2/1 0 0 0 0 0 9
Kaetz|newb 1 3 0 0/6 2/3 0/1 0/1 0 0 0 0/1 0 1/1 6/1 0 0 0 0 0 13
Doc 1 0 0 0/4 0/3 2 0 2/1 0 1 0 0 0/1 2/2 0 0 0 0 0 8
angel 0 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3/1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/1 4
versant 1 0 0 1/7 0 1 0 0/1 0 0 0 0 2/1 2/2 0 0 0 0 0 7
cough 0/1 0 0 1/7 0 2 0 2/1 0 0 0 0 0/1 1/2 0 0 0 0 0 6
Monster killed         Killed by Monster
Chatlog
2012-05-16 07:22.55 Rimjob: see this cow get blown up to pieces
2012-05-16 07:22.57 Mr.SnoOpy`: lol y dont u suck ur own cock or is it deep inside ur ass
2012-05-16 07:23.07 Rimjob:
2012-05-16 07:23.32 shuttlecock: SAVE THE COWS, DO NOT LET THE COWS DIE MY FRIENDS
2012-05-16 07:23.33 shuttlecock: SAVE THE COWS, DO NOT LET THE COWS DIE MY FRIENDS
2012-05-16 07:23.35 shuttlecock: SAVE THE COWS, DO NOT LET THE COWS DIE MY FRIENDS
2012-05-16 07:23.39 InsaNe: thats funny i just a bowl of CapnCrunch
2012-05-16 07:23.42 -=]UM[=-MooCow: too late. cows already died
2012-05-16 07:23.43 shuttlecock: BRING HONOR TO FAMILY
2012-05-16 07:23.50 Rimjob: everybody watch their own asses
2012-05-16 07:24.19 Doc: waht is your freakin prob
2012-05-16 07:24.33 shuttlecock: when was the last time you smelled a cows anus friend
2012-05-16 07:24.34 -=]UM[=-MooCow: time for cow revenge
2012-05-16 07:24.34 [-.o]: so nobody are prepared for vf 5 fs?
2012-05-16 07:24.35 shuttlecock: i did this morning
2012-05-16 07:24.44 shuttlecock: it was not nice
2012-05-16 07:24.49 Rimjob: virgin fucking 5
2012-05-16 07:24.59 Rimjob: i can´t wait until virgin fucking 69
2012-05-16 07:25.01 -=]UM[=-MooCow: 5 year old is against the law
2012-05-16 07:25.17 Mr.SnoOpy`: lol then u must have been having sex with the cow
2012-05-16 07:25.27 shuttlecock: of course
2012-05-16 07:25.38 Mr.SnoOpy`: another pervert american
2012-05-16 07:25.38 shuttlecock: EFC IS HERE
2012-05-16 07:26.24 shuttlecock: i will save you cow
2012-05-16 07:26.45 -=]UM[=-MooCow: cow god looks upon you favorably
2012-05-16 07:28.10 shuttlecock: Jetlagg
2012-05-16 07:28.14 shuttlecock: your gf is msging me
2012-05-16 07:28.21 shuttlecock: she has very fat ass
2012-05-16 07:28.34 Rimjob: like my sister
2012-05-16 07:28.39 shuttlecock: she is also hairy like a gorilla
2012-05-16 07:28.43 Rimjob: like my sister
2012-05-16 07:28.53 Jetlagg: troll much?
2012-05-16 07:29.07 shuttlecock: i will penetrate her mouth with a baseball bat
2012-05-16 07:29.09 shuttlecock: she is too ugly
2012-05-16 07:29.17 shuttlecock: do you have cybersex with her? is it nice?
2012-05-16 07:29.17 Jetlagg: :-)
2012-05-16 07:29.34 Jetlagg: jesus... ain´t it past ur bedtime?
2012-05-16 07:29.42 shuttlecock: please friend dont be shy
2012-05-16 07:29.43 Jetlagg: or u must be westcoast?
2012-05-16 07:29.54 shuttlecock: are you fatter than her or what
2012-05-16 07:30.10 Jetlagg: we are both not fat
2012-05-16 07:30.17 Rimjob: brb
2012-05-16 07:30.19 [-.o]: who u guys talking about?
2012-05-16 07:30.21 shuttlecock: must be hard seeing her from another continent
2012-05-16 07:30.22 Rimjob: gotta jack off on my dog
2012-05-16 07:30.44 Rimjob: she hates it
2012-05-16 07:30.52 Rimjob: but i corner her and jack off
2012-05-16 07:30.56 Rimjob: shoot cum in her
2012-05-16 07:31.00 Rimjob: gets stuck in her fur
2012-05-16 07:31.02 shuttlecock: she is cheap whore?
2012-05-16 07:31.04 Rimjob: and she is so ugly
2012-05-16 07:31.30 shuttlecock: but jetlagg can only pick up cheap ugly whores?
2012-05-16 07:31.40 Rimjob: i can pick up children
2012-05-16 07:31.48 Rimjob: and throw them out the window
2012-05-16 07:31.56 shuttlecock: jetlagg cannot even find e-gf from the same country
2012-05-16 07:31.57 Rimjob: :D
2012-05-16 07:32.03 shuttlecock: he must go across big body of water
2012-05-16 07:32.06 Jetlagg: ?? no she not a whore... she has more values than you.. trust me
2012-05-16 07:32.14 shuttlecock: LOL yes friend
2012-05-16 07:32.20 shuttlecock: she is dirty cunt
2012-05-16 07:32.37 Jetlagg: do u just go to server to server and troll??
2012-05-16 07:32.43 shuttlecock: yes of course friend
2012-05-16 07:32.50 Jetlagg: damn ur life must be sad
2012-05-16 07:32.56 Kaetzchen: he trolls you cause you´re answering
2012-05-16 07:33.00 shuttlecock: but i dont have a gf from another country
2012-05-16 07:33.02 shuttlecock: =(
2012-05-16 07:33.02 [-.o]: this map stinks. is it almost done yet
2012-05-16 07:33.06 shuttlecock: like you
2012-05-16 07:33.13 shuttlecock: stupid ugly fatso nerd
2012-05-16 07:33.14 Kaetzchen: this maps SUCKS
2012-05-16 07:33.20 -=]UM[=-MooCow: i did not vote for this one
2012-05-16 07:33.30 Jetlagg: no -o.. still have queens, warlords, and titans
2012-05-16 07:33.37 shuttlecock: and virginity
2012-05-16 07:33.42 Doc: then vote out
2012-05-16 07:34.15 shuttlecock: the virgin is typing
2012-05-16 07:34.17 shuttlecock: slow typer
2012-05-16 07:34.18 [-.o]: that u uncle cow?
2012-05-16 07:34.25 Doc: ya´ll talk too much crap and not enough play. c ya
2012-05-16 07:34.32 Doc: !quit
2012-05-16 07:34.36 Kaetzchen: omfg
2012-05-16 07:34.41 Jetlagg: enjoy ur last day here.. lol idiot.. don´t u know the admins read chat logs??? lol have fun on killerbees or hof server
2012-05-16 07:34.54 shuttlecock: i hope your gf finds a nicer e-boyfriend
2012-05-16 07:35.00 shuttlecock: it took you 5 minutes to type that
2012-05-16 07:35.02 shuttlecock: fatso
2012-05-16 07:35.19 Jetlagg: no.. I was playing... idiot
2012-05-16 07:35.25 shuttlecock: ok friend whatever you say
2012-05-16 07:35.32 shuttlecock: please tell ugly cunt gf i say hi on skype next time
2012-05-16 07:35.40 shuttlecock: pretend you have love that is 5000 miles away
2012-05-16 07:35.42 shuttlecock: ugly fatso nerd
2012-05-16 07:36.52 -=]UM[=-MooCow: !v
2012-05-16 07:37.06 [-.o]: i thought cow cant vote?
2012-05-16 07:37.12 [-.o]: lol
2012-05-16 07:37.15 -=]UM[=-MooCow: i cannot. it says denied
2012-05-16 07:37.21 Kaetzchen: werid
2012-05-16 07:37.22 [-.o]: seriously?
2012-05-16 07:37.30 -=]UM[=-MooCow: racist against cows!!!!!!!
2012-05-16 07:37.35 Kaetzchen: nite
2012-05-16 07:37.47 shuttlecock: racist against jetlaggs gf?
2012-05-16 07:37.50 [-.o]: i love cows. i eat at macdonalds.. i showed lots of love
2012-05-16 07:38.00 -=]UM[=-MooCow: mcdonalds not real cow
2012-05-16 07:38.17 shuttlecock: rimjob
2012-05-16 07:38.19 [-.o]: true. i cant eat raw stuff
2012-05-16 07:38.20 shuttlecock: it is time to go friend
2012-05-16 07:38.27 shuttlecock: leave nerdo virgin to himself to make jerk
2012-05-16 07:38.58 Jetlagg: jesus.. fkin idiots
2012-05-16 07:39.15 -=]UM[=-MooCow: hi angel
2012-05-16 07:39.43 Jetlagg: I don´t believe in abortions.. but if that was my kid.. I would have
2012-05-16 07:39.49 [-.o]: moocow are u the player uncle cow?
2012-05-16 07:40.01 -=]UM[=-MooCow: i am not. only moocow
2012-05-16 07:40.12 [-.o]: ok
2012-05-16 07:40.19 [-.o]: so many cow players i got confused
2012-05-16 07:40.33 -=]UM[=-MooCow: its ok. we´re all the same
2012-05-16 07:41.38 [-.o]: sad that noones is interested in vf5 fs. i thought we got fans here
2012-05-16 07:42.06 Jetlagg: what is vf?
2012-05-16 07:42.15 [-.o]: that fighting game
2012-05-16 07:42.26 Mr.SnoOpy`: full form
2012-05-16 07:42.39 [-.o]: the father of 3d fighting game
2012-05-16 07:42.50 Mr.SnoOpy`: wat is the full form?
2012-05-16 07:43.00 Jetlagg: I only play ut, and wow..
2012-05-16 07:43.03 [-.o]: virtua fighter 5 final showdown
2012-05-16 07:43.16 [-.o]: coming out on june 5
2012-05-16 07:44.31 [-.o]: this map is hard to die less
2012-05-16 07:44.48 [-.o]: they give u weak weapons
2012-05-16 07:45.44 [-.o]: are those weapons taken from the original ut?
2012-05-16 07:45.50 Mr.SnoOpy`: yes
2012-05-16 07:45.56 -=]UM[=-MooCow: i dont like these weapon
2012-05-16 07:46.00 [-.o]: me too
2012-05-16 07:46.07 -=]UM[=-MooCow: sprry
2012-05-16 07:46.39 angel: loo
2012-05-16 07:47.27 -=]UM[=-MooCow: all my weapon useless
2012-05-16 07:47.50 [-.o]: yeah. weak stuff we get
2012-05-16 07:48.06 [-.o]: for a tough map like this we should get better weapons
2012-05-16 07:49.13 Mr.SnoOpy`: clear
2012-05-16 07:49.23 -=]UM[=-MooCow: wonder what is last one
2012-05-16 07:49.38 Jetlagg: gg
2012-05-16 07:49.40 [-.o]: we didnt kill the queens
2012-05-16 07:49.57 [-.o]: or i missed it?
2012-05-16 07:50.08 Jetlagg: u missed it
2012-05-16 07:50.23 [-.o]: i was certain the queens would be last lol
2012-05-16 07:50.32 Rimjob: !v
2012-05-16 07:50.49 -=]UM[=-MooCow: ahaha fyling cows
2012-05-16 07:50.53 Rimjob: hahaha

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